ur sisters a mister

An insult that you can use instead of ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian.

Bob: Hey Steve ur mom gay
Steve: Oh yeah? Well ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur sisters a mister
Steve: *all brain cells explode and Steve fucking dies*

by Franklin521 May 28, 2018

Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man

The most important man. He will sell you avocados.

Oh my, Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man has given me an avocado with drugs.

by Senior Avacado May 3, 2019

mister butt rammer

fuck you for not putting my shit up assholes

urban dictionary

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

misting

Misting occurs when one lies down on one's back and has a beverage (preferably alcholic) poured directly into their mouth from about waist height. The inevitable overflow onto the face and body is a mist, hence the term misting. Misting became popular through the Toronto party scene where many individuals continue the practice to this day. Though mostly harmless, a good mister will build up to the performance by making a grand entrance in an elaborate costume or with theme music and generally make the most of the event.

I had an excellent time last night. I mut say though, the height of the eve was Cody's misting.

by Hobart Hoshizaki August 30, 2008

mister bigglesworth

A favorable pet name for a well-endowed slong.

Say 'hi' to Mister Bigglesworth.

by geniusH August 6, 2006

Misteltein

It is a word within the Norse mythology but the meaning is still unknown. It was used in the japanese animation titled "Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha A's" by a newly formed mage named Yagami Hayate, who is also called Queen of the Night Sky. It is a very powerful magic spell that cause the target to turn into stone.

Approach from the beyond, mistletoe branches, and become spears of the silver moon! Pierce it! Stone spears, Misteltein!

by Saratoga December 14, 2008

Mistel

1. German for 'Missle toe'

2. A Hybrid plane made by the Luftwaffe in 1945 (Piloted by the Kg200) the aircraft consisted of a Focke wulf 190 (FW190) and a Junkers JU-88 medium bomber, with the nose converted into a high explosive tip. The Mistel was designed to destroy heavily fortified positions, but in 1945 with the war just about lost, the Germans used them to destroy bridges that the Allies where crossing.
The Mistel would be flown connected together and the Fw190 would seperate and fly back to base while the Ju-88 part flew into the target and detonated.

At christmas time Germans hang a Mistel.

The Mistel was one of the most suicidal tactics adopted by the Luftwaffe.

by ww2wizzkid October 12, 2009