This is my final message. Good bye

*disappears*

This is my final message. Good bye. *dooleoddleoo thing plays*

by Jospeh Mother October 27, 2019

"The Message" - Message

Classic song, but some lyrics are wrong.

Props for typing the entire thing, though

said she danced the tango, skip the light fandango was zircon princess, seemed to lost her senses, down at the peep show watchin all the creeps, so she could tell the stories to the girls back home, she went to the city and got social security . . .

the places you play and where you stay, looks like one great big alleyway
you'll admire all the number-book takers, thugs pimps and pushers and the big money makers

by oldschool February 17, 2004

mirror message

a message written down backwards so it could only be read through a mirror

i didnt want people to read my confidential thoughts so i wrote it in mirror message

by tatomuck1 March 20, 2009

Off Message

A statement, action, or image that conflicts with the curated public persona an individual or an organization attempts to project.

The vegan went off message when he devoured a bacon wrapped filet mignon at the steakhouse.

by carpenoctem15 September 23, 2018

Regan BBQ foot message

Started by Pussy Pratt and now Regan makes you burgers and gives u a foot message. The best part is, you don’t pay him; he pays you

I’m going to get a Regan BBQ foot message.

by Holy cross pocket running April 20, 2018

subliminal sex message

A sly underhanded satanic gesture spawned by women and rarely picked up by guys, who are too busy looking at their boobs to interpret anything they are saying.

Omg, so I was crazy horny and my vag was super thirsty, so I went around to all the guys at work and made every possible subliminal sex message I could think of, and no one showed up at my house later that night! So, I had no choice but to revert to overt sex messages and wear a bikini top to work the next day AND ONLY THEN everyone showed up at my house (even the boss!!) and we had an amazing orgy. Guys these days!, omg!

by Bad C dev May 13, 2022

message unread

Its a message that hasnt been read.

"Its an ok day still. I love you ok? I always will. Its ok"
"Please try to get me. I am sad and i am honouring you with my request. I am sad and i dont know what to do. Can you help me?"
message unread

by Krkič January 5, 2022