Mondogamy

When a human is expected by their dog owner to love and show affection only for them and no other dogs, and sometimes not even for other humans. If the human shows affection for another dog, this is met with a competitive spirit and sometimes even frustration and anger.

Mondogamy: common variant usage

“My dog and I are in a committed mondogamous relationship and becomes a total bitch if I give other doggies scratches.”

by Palo Scotto May 28, 2023

mandovi

The best of the best! She's manipulative and can easily make anyone do her work. A flirt and has a very friendly personality. But when she loves, she gives her heart and soul to that person.

Mandovi, you are the best!

by satanic_warning June 30, 2023

Mando Hello

When passing by someone, particularly someone you have not seen in a while, instead of waving, you smile and flip the bird.

I saw Armando today on the freeway, that dirty bastard gave me the ol Mando Hello.

by Topher2327 November 15, 2023

Mandownter1

A good person

Mandownter1 i s such a great person

by Mandownter September 26, 2024

Manogram

When a trans woman gets a mammogram

She didn't actually have tits so they gave her a manogram

by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023

Mandages

A mixture of mandarins and oranges.

*Ryan is eating mandarins and oranges*
Ryan: I'm eating oranges
Lena: No, you're eating mandages

by Cameron loves 69 January 8, 2024

Mando

Something that excites you or gives you a “hard on”

Hog makes me mando

by Ron&hogProductions February 19, 2024