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Tiff Magnet

When a dog smells another dogs ass
wow, that max sure is a tiff magnet, he can't stop smelling other dogs asses
by julian the big orange cat September 7, 2009
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Captain Magenta

Hysterical laughter when high.

Captain Magenta is a fictional character, based on the animated puppet adventures of Captain Scarlet. Captain Magenta is Scarlet's camp evil twin brother, who, like Captain Scarlet, is invincible. This does not, however, prevent him from getting hurt. Which he does in abundance.

The appearance of captain magenta in circles of certain stoners can sometimes be a dangerous phenomenon, as the laugh produced by particular stoners is identical to the call of the heroin cult.
(After 5-20 minutes of solid laughter)

Liam: holy shit man, my sides.
Timian: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Si: Captain M to the max.
by CJ September 5, 2004
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Magneto Mode

Feeling really good, everything is going your way. Also can mean that your swag is off the charts, untouchable. No one can get as high as you.
Kyle- "Damn man I just fucked this bitch today, hustled these kids for 1 Grand, and got an A on all my tests. I'm in Magneto Mode right now.
by Kushdaddy September 22, 2011
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Russian Magneto

A torture tactic and/or sick form of pleasure as you stick a paper clip or small metal piece in ones urethra and use magnetic source to vibrate said metal piece.
Man 1: dude are you okay?
Man 2: god no....
Man 1: what happened
Man 2: Lacey gave me a russian magneto last night....I have never been so....disturbingly pleased and disgusted

Man 1: We, sir, are no longer friends
by Og mudslide July 29, 2009
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Angry Magnet

Naked Performance Art! Requires one penis and one household vacuum cleaner with nozzle attachment.
Turn the vacuum cleaner on and hold the nozzle close enough to your penis to just cause the end of your knob to be draw towards the nozzle, just like an angry magnet!
by DS October 31, 2003
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sexual magnetism

The example of a sex god or goddess if you have great sexual magnetism you are the absolute best in bed
Logan had great sexual magnetism with me last night.
by Og_rapper February 22, 2017
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magnetikk

magnetikk ^($&#^ %&#$)(%*#
by Linda December 11, 2004
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