mount weber

Fattest thing ever!!! It only shows itself when noone is expecting it.

I saw mount weber 6 times today, it just kept getting bigger and bigger!!!

by Yao Ming April 7, 2004

Mount Morgan

1. (n) The alleged hide out town of Queensland, Australia. A town where criminals flock in order to hide from police.

2. (n) The alleged incest capital of Queensland.

3. (n) The biggest hole of a town, providing four pubs compared to only one supermarket.

4. (n) A place where dole bludgers flock to in order to remain on centrelink payments. (Due to extreme rates of unemployment).

5. (n) The second most inhabited place of all abos in all of Australia, the most inhabited being Woorabinda.

Criminal 1: What are we going to do, they have a search warrant out for us..
Criminal 2: No problems, we can hide out in Mount Morgan for a few months.

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Normal Person: I heard people go to Mount Morgan and marry their cousins because it's accepted there...
Mount Morganite: Hey!! Two heads are better than one!

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Mount Morgan Teen: Mount Morgan is such a hole, the only thing to do is go to the skate park while everyone gets tanked at the pub. I guess we could throw rocks at the drunk abos for fun...

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Dole Bludger: I'm gonna move to Mount Morgan, that way, Centrelink won't be able to make me get a job! There are none!

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Random Person: Don't walk the streets of Mount Morgan at night, a bunch of abos will come and bash you: or at least ask you for a smoke. Watch out if you don't give them one though....

by mount_morgan_rulez May 28, 2008

Mount Zion

Home of the TV show " The Village". Better then the shore!!! You will never be dissapointed in The Village

Girl 1 : Did you see her last night on Mount Zions " The Village"?
Girl 2 : Shes such a hoe!

by SweetCarolineMTZ December 29, 2011

Mount Vesuvius

In order to correctly execute this highly difficult move, one must first prepare the day before by eating a large amount of beets and drinking a large amount of shitty beer (think Coors light). Once you have consumed the proper amount, the actual person who is the Volcanic Mountain must do a half headstand against the side of the couch. While your partner is then kneeling on the couch eating your ass out, you then erupt with diarrhea (which is now reddish/purple) covering the face of your partner and everyone/everything around you. (Must be noted that this can only be done in secret by the one who is the Volcanic Mountain as to surprise your partner) This is also commonly known as "The Pompeii"

That bitch Devonna thought she was slick by banging Jerome while I wasn't home. I taught her a lesson and gave that bitch a Mount Vesuvius!!

by Hollywood Baller April 25, 2015

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Mount St. Mary's where everybody gets laid... where guys think their cool as shit, especially if they play a sport (apparently every girl should want to jump their bones) HELL NO... where the skank freshman girls dont know their place yet so they talk shit on the upper classman, this will eventually lead to them getting their asses kicked... where white guys from rich families act like they were just involved in a drive by... if you dont smoke pot our converstation is done... if you dont drink go home your mama wants you... where public safety busts you for walking around at 10:00 coming from the library... i swear there really are books in this bookbag... everyone knows where the parties are... the apartments, the townhouses or tjs... if your place of living was not mentioned (GET THE FUCK OVER IT)... where you either live in sheridan (light weight skanks), the terrace (two groups: wankers or kick ass people), the apartments (they want to get laid) or pang ("the god squad")... where everyone knows your name and your buisness, if you think your telling a few close friends you better hope your friends with the entire campus... never make a sex video you will regret it... anal is required

anal
mount u or mount me: we can do both

by the sexiest bitches on this campus April 19, 2005

Mount her

A word often used in a chant by pedo's watching animals or humans fuck! It is a sign of male dominance and makes the man feel calm aroused and worthy!

Mount her, Mount her! Chanted the crowed while they fucked

by TheKidThatLikesYourMom December 20, 2018

mount ayr

possibly the worst (unknown) place in the states to live. small town in southern iowa, full of 99.9% white (racisit) people. the town is a 'everybody knows everybody' type of place, and everybody backstabs everybody. the school system is full of teachers who do not know correct spanish, google every answer u give to tell you if you're wrong or right, think intimidating their students is an effective way of teaching, and cannot pronouce you're name correctly. the boys are either mindless jocks, nervous nerds, or ugly pot heads/wannabe goth or gangsters. the girls all have brown, blonde, or brown with blonde (spice it up a bit huh?) hair and personalities as fake as their year round tans. if they know the words to 'baby got back' they think they're hard core gangsta. the town is also known for drug busts with crystal meth, quite a few families have gotten kicked out of their homes for having meth labs. the closest wal-mart is about 30 miles away. in mount ayr they have 2 gas stations, 2 grocery stores, dollar general, pamida (a version of walmart but with higher prices and very cheaply made shit) subway, a coffee shop thats okish, and bars/restaurants that keep going under 'new management' but still taste like shit.

you live in mount ayr? wtf is that?

by mini_monster April 20, 2011