Morning Before

The opposite of morning after where an individual feels fine without any headaches or such before he/she parties and gets drunk all night long. Unlike the morning after, where you have to deal with killer headaches, you will feel normally fine, only to realize that you were later invited to a party to get crossfaded or drunk.
I spend the morning before doing my homework for chemistry in college, but after I was invited to that party last night, I had to deal with killer headaches and needed pain reliever.
by Ilisten2Metal June 06, 2014
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Morning Erection

Something that makes me wanna cum when I wake up
I keep getting morning erections and end up having cum all over my cock
by SingleForeverTW July 13, 2021
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Minnesota Morning

When you drop a pickled egg into a beer exclaiming You 'Betcha! Uffda!
Chris gave me a Minnesota Morning today. Could barely choke it all down.
by Goose309 July 03, 2022
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Morning Fog

Two known examples

1. Morning fog relates to the North Carolina Appalachian mountainous region around Asheville. Clouds forming a fog in the mountains valleys in the morning hours are quite beautiful while drinking a coffee.

2. Jerking off into your sleeping partners eye’s without waking them in the morning. Forming a fog like glaze in their morning vision.
“I love the Asheville area cause of the Morning Fog”

“I gave her/him the Morning Fog”

“Jesus! I can’t see ! I got Morning Fog in my eyes
by Ghost Face Khilla November 26, 2020
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morning growler

The long loud fart that older guys have first thing in the morning
At first I thought a bear was in my parents room. It turned to be just dads morning growler.
by robo dad June 01, 2018
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Morning-toke

Morning-tokes are always the best the best to kick of a weekend!
by Chronic17 March 07, 2018
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The Morning Gangbang

When you try to prepare yourself in the morning for the day ahead, only to find that everyone else is taking up the bathroom (i.e. "gangbanging" it) and fucking up your schedule royally; this is especially an issue if the people you live with take excessively long showers (sorry, but anything over 15 minutes in the morning is way too much).

You are often left with three choices:
1) to forego showering and leave out the door possibly smelling of shit
2) to take the risk of being late by waiting out your inconsiderate roommates/family to get a half-assed shower and tooth-brushing in
3) to be sunk into a such a shitty mood to say "fuck it" and skip out on class/work that day
I wake up at 7am everyday to prepare for my 9am classes, but all too often I find that all my dickhead dormmates decide that they need thirty minutes apiece to shower, and won't even give me the courtesy to first take my shower that they know doesn't take as long as theirs. The morning gangbang is usually a good indicator of how the rest of my day goes.
by BullockDS March 30, 2015
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