Pussy Whipped Mitch

Gets pussy whipped by his wife everyday of the week, controlled by the wife, has no balls, gets dragged around every

Mitch E: Can I golfing with Tony? Wife: No you can not you are going to the nail salon with me now. Mitch E: Ok hunny Tony: Mitch you are a pussy whipped mitch

by ZVolt December 19, 2012

mitch mutha fucka

the coolest tier of mitchness, if you are a mitch mutha fucka, you rock.

John: Whats up mitch mutha fucka!
Mitch: nothin.
John: dude, cool.

by darchayez April 15, 2009

Mitch pic

A very sexy post on social media

Chris posted a mitch pic that got 5000 likes

by mitch pics December 13, 2018

Senator Mitch McConnell

Aka Turtle man, aka the reason why you are $1400 short and he also hates college students so much that he barred them from receiving the stimulus too. He also is the reason why his wife wears a blindfold when she does it with him.

Fuck Turtle Man, my niggas. He is a bitch and Senator Mitch McConnell should eat a dick.

by Bawston69 December 30, 2020

Mitch "The Loris" McConnell

Looks sadly harmless and timid yet its poison will kill you.

It was so stunning that President "The Donald" advocated a $2,000.00 stimulus check, one would never have thought a career politician would oppose it. But leave it to Mitch "The Loris" McConnell to have blocked it.

by Maxesquire December 31, 2020

k mitch

A weed smoking, bad bitch fucking, white kid with a 8 inch dick.

Damn that kid must be K Mitch

by K Mitch January 23, 2017

Resting Mitch Face

When your face looks either like a turtle or Mitch McConnell then you have a Resting Mitch Face or RMF.

"Dude. That guy has a Resting Mitch Face."

"No man. That RMF is Mitch McConnell."

by Namer of Faces February 24, 2019