Messi

Being the absolute best in whatever you do.
He's the Messi of art.

You're the Messi of racing.
by kai_yke October 06, 2022
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Messi

A piece of shit who relies on Eibar
It's used in place of words like shit, poo and ass
The baby did a Messi in his diaper
by Jegtfgh November 24, 2021
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Messi

He is super bad and super ugly with his face bruh
by SorryButDontTouchMe November 20, 2023
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Messy Dixon Line

A boundary that non-black people can not cross while debating or joking.
White Co-Worker: "Hey Malik, why do you think only 30% of black are getting married"

Black Co-Worker: "Hold on now Seth, you crossing the Messy Dixon Line"
by ArnoldsMind December 20, 2024
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nitty messi

the absolute pinochle of the human form, nitty messi is god tier. he plays for crewe alex and he’s so sick, he carried us to the top of the league, and we’re so far up there, you cant even see us. and it’s definitely not because we’re not in the league.
pagan: if god is real, then prove it
callum everall: *shows picture of nitty messi absolute blazing seven joints

pagan: say less
by callum everal April 10, 2021
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Messy Mossy

(v.)

To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.

(n.)

The act of a messy mossy.

Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.

Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.

Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.

Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!

Tom is a messy mosser.
by EH & HC October 22, 2008
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messy face

A guy or girl that doesn't keep a neat appearance. Somebody that fight have a foul smell or odor. Sombody that has messy hair or just looks disgusting.
That guy is a real messy face.
by supertrucker February 03, 2010
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