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mental institute

a place where emotionally-troupled or angered teens can go for about a week. mental institutes arent as crazy as everyone thinks they seem.
sora's parents made her go to a mental institutes when they found cuts on her wrist.
by sarahhhh! June 22, 2007
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mental nuggets

useful or thought-provoking lyrics
Dan : Ima throw some mental nuggets at you
Luke : Gawsh!
by DaNYaaHL August 25, 2007
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[mental re-tardy]

The state of being slow,usually noticing things everyone else knows already or being the last one to get a joke.Not exactly retardation,just slow thinking.
John started laughing out of nowhere,i asked him what was wrong and he said i finally got that family guy joke from last year,total mental re-tardy.
by Davion Williams April 11, 2009
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Mental Crabs

A highly contagious Emotional STD contracted by caring too much about a parasitic person who cares very little about you and far too much about themselves. Mental Crabs can give a person the feeling that their heart and brain have been drained yet they have the desire to allow the parasitic person to continue feeding off of them. The only way to treat Mental Crabs is to sever all contact with the parasitic person and cleanse the heart and mind with the company of positive, caring, loving people.
I broke up with him because he was giving me a bad case of Mental Crabs.
by MakeajokeItmakesitbetter January 23, 2013
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Mental R-bomb

When someone see's you have snapchatted them then makes the mental choice not to open your snap
I knew she was on her phone but she didn't open my snap. She must be mental R-bombing me.
by "Literally" god February 7, 2017
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Mental Lubrication

The use of intelligent and interesting fact-filled conversation to entice a member of the opposite sex. When used effectively, potential partners will only stop the conversant when they go in for a kiss.
His mental lubrication was so effective that their discussion of war strategy and post-modern architecture got his girlfriend so horny he didn't even get a chance to tell her about steam locomotives from the 1880s.
by plettster February 25, 2020
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mental wedgie

Ya know when someone sneaks up behind a person and give them a wedgie? Sarcasm can be just like that, but called a mental wedgie!
Oh is that really the way you want the world to see you?
by Robin R July 3, 2004
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