Grumpy Lumps

A pet name for herpes, a venerial disease common among the lower classes within society. Used mainly by couples who dont wish to talk to much about someone's "dirty problem" and by friends who know the "secret code".

"Hey dude, you getting any action this weekend?"
"Nah man, my girl's got the grumpy lumps!"

by Brny September 9, 2008

Ayfa Lumpa Charlie

South Yorkshire slang term that translates to Standard English as "Half a lump of Charlie" which half of a house brick.

I was just walking past the shop when this kid on the roof through ayfa lumpa Charlie at me! Scared me shitless!

by derekson October 8, 2007

pelvis lump

The huge gut located on a fat person's pelvis area. The second part of a double gut. Often covers the private part of a fat person.

The heavy set woman had a huge pelvis lump!

by JPphatdubbs November 10, 2008

Lumpatious

The term used as a replacement for more vulgar words such as fuck,shit,bitch,and more.

Pronounced lum.pay.shus

You're so lumpatious

by Budderminer2014 April 14, 2014

Lump on a blog

a lazy fat ass do-nothing internet blogger whose entire life is spent before a screen eating chips and KFC while attempting a last-gasp at a career in journalism read by no one; a play on "bump on a log" saying.

Ed sat like a lump on a blog for hours tweeting nonsense to the masses

by fup duck September 5, 2011

wall lump

a wall lump is what you plug your charger into before plugging it into the wall sometimes known as a “socket”

Emma i broke my wall lump could i borrow yours please

by jonesy :) x August 25, 2019

Lump

A small mass of matter of irregular shape; an irregular or shapeless mass; as, a lump of coal; a lump of iron ore. Often described as looking similarly to a bump.

"There is a lump of earwax in my eye."

by blii February 21, 2003