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back logs

Shit that gets backed up in your colon and lower intestines as a result of neglecting your need to take a dump. Usually back logs are characterized by taking a dump, then about 10 minutes after you get off the toilet, you have to go back and take another dump that is roughly equal in size the first dump. Back logs are generally not healthy and are detrimental to regularity in your bowel movements.
Susan only takes a shit once a week. She's gotta have back logs, dude.
by LazySlacker June 28, 2005
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log twaddling

a phrase that sounds dirty, but really isn't anything
1: Hey man I just exercising all day you do anything.

2: No I've just been log twaddling all day.
by freddie mama January 18, 2011
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Newton's Log

n. the phenomenon of excrement being forced from one's anus when lifting a sufficiently heavy object. The square of the velocity of the excrement is proportional to the mass of the object being lifted assuming constant excremental mass and constant acceleration of the object being lifted.

To every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction: or the forces of two bodies, one being the force required to move an object away from the center of a gravitational field and the other being poo directed toward the center of the same gravitational field, on each other are always equal and are directed in opposite directions.
I had a bad case of the mudbutt earlier this morning and my situation just got so much worse. Newton's Log just caused me to spray a conical mist of liquid ass all over the room. I need to change my pants, underwear and the curtains.
by MicahtheDangerous January 24, 2011
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tweedling the log

a word that sounds bad, but really means nothing at all
last night I walked in on my roommate while he was tweedling the log
by turtlevagina September 5, 2010
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Logging Framework

Toilet.

A definition relating an abstraction in which common code providing generic functionality can be selectively overridden or specialised by user code providing specific functionality, and dropping one in the bog.
Barry found that he had to utilise the logging framework more often than he expected when a critical incident caused several dumps to be produced at once.
by RhythmJunky May 6, 2010
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Log Twoddling

doing absolutely nothing, but meant to sound as if your doing something dirty
by Dani.Coast June 5, 2010
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fog log

A joint and/or blunt of gigantic proportions.
Man, I went to Willie's house last night, and that dude rolled up one hell of a fog log.
by prospero418 April 3, 2009
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