back logs

Shit that gets backed up in your colon and lower intestines as a result of neglecting your need to take a dump. Usually back logs are characterized by taking a dump, then about 10 minutes after you get off the toilet, you have to go back and take another dump that is roughly equal in size the first dump. Back logs are generally not healthy and are detrimental to regularity in your bowel movements.

Susan only takes a shit once a week. She's gotta have back logs, dude.

by LazySlacker June 28, 2005

Hot Log

An unusually long turd that makes its way out of your asshole at an unusually hot temperature.

*toilet water splashes*
You: Wow, that one was a hot log!

by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022

Brushing the Log

When Air comes out of your ass it brushes the log of shit that makes it smell as it exits your anus. (Also known as a Fart)

I was just brushing the log, now you can smell my Feices air in your nose.

by Vivers November 8, 2011

christmas log

The poop after the excitement of opening presents Christmas morning.

Sam dropped off his Christmas log after opening his XBox on Christmas morning

by Dholla December 28, 2013

dev-logs

developer logs to show an audience of people the progress and updates of a game or website.

yes, I am an admin. But no, I don't use dev-logs.

by urmomgaeasf June 11, 2022

Flaming Log

A last-ditch effort made by a horny male to get someone to satisfy their sexual desires where they dowse their penis in lighter fluid and set it ablaze. The hope is to have another person put out the flames with their hands or mouth and fulfill the sexual desires. A very high risk high reward scenario.

“I knew Gavin liked me but I didn’t think he’d make a flaming log for me... good thing it worked.”

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021

Log paulen

A person who loves to dab

Log paulen dabs on em haters

by gigantic arss April 9, 2019