back logs

Shit that gets backed up in your colon and lower intestines as a result of neglecting your need to take a dump. Usually back logs are characterized by taking a dump, then about 10 minutes after you get off the toilet, you have to go back and take another dump that is roughly equal in size the first dump. Back logs are generally not healthy and are detrimental to regularity in your bowel movements.

Susan only takes a shit once a week. She's gotta have back logs, dude.

by LazySlacker June 28, 2005

Hot Log

An unusually long turd that makes its way out of your asshole at an unusually hot temperature.

*toilet water splashes*
You: Wow, that one was a hot log!

by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022

Log paulen

A person who loves to dab

Log paulen dabs on em haters

by gigantic arss April 9, 2019

Brushing the Log

When Air comes out of your ass it brushes the log of shit that makes it smell as it exits your anus. (Also known as a Fart)

I was just brushing the log, now you can smell my Feices air in your nose.

by Vivers November 8, 2011

dev-logs

developer logs to show an audience of people the progress and updates of a game or website.

yes, I am an admin. But no, I don't use dev-logs.

by urmomgaeasf June 11, 2022

christmas log

The poop after the excitement of opening presents Christmas morning.

Sam dropped off his Christmas log after opening his XBox on Christmas morning

by Dholla December 28, 2013

log twaddling

a phrase that sounds dirty, but really isn't anything

1: Hey man I just exercising all day you do anything.

2: No I've just been log twaddling all day.

by freddie mama January 18, 2011