load bearer

A wad of tissue or cloth like material (or what ever is closest ie sock, empty chrisp bag) used to minimise the mess during masturbation.
I was having the mother of all wanks the other night but it all went wrong when i shot my bolt and realised the load bearer was still in my pocket.
by aaaron September 24, 2006
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Dropping Loads

Phrase made popular by pornstar nick manning, can be heard on the howard stern show often.

aw dropping loads all over your glasses
by abu_malik September 25, 2007
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load tender

204 - Motor Carrier Load Tender
This transaction set is sent to carriers to offer (tender) a shipment to a full load (truckload) motor carrier including detailed scheduling, equipment requirements, commodities, and shipping instructions pertinent to a load tender
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Excrement on a bed sheet given to a parent by a child
Mommy I took off my diaper and went # 2, here is my sheet. I am tendering you my load, this is the load tender.
by dover the pooper October 22, 2009
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Whack-load

A large amount, bigger than both an ass-load and a shit-load
Dude, that is a whack-load of crack in the truck of your car.
by Mary Poppins October 15, 2004
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Blue load

The load that a guy leaves after getting stood up. He then goes home and beats off.
Man I when home an shoot a blue load when stub me up.
by canus lupus September 13, 2008
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Dick Load

Refers to a large amount of something.
by C Mitchell November 10, 2008
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warm load

Jerry busted a warm load in rebekahs ass
by ali a in chainz August 30, 2018
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