Lance Armstrong

To sum it all up, an American Hero. When it took the entire nation of Nazi Germany to conquer France in a month, he can do it in a couple of weeks with the help of a few friends. He's like the Achilles of modern times. Only this man has no weakness. He'll kick all yo' asses.

-Hey I heard Lance won the tour for the 7th time in a row.
-Yeah, that guy's a freakin' tank.

by Paultheman August 20, 2005

Lancedale

Ultimate statement of badassery.

"When he jumped the police car and blew up the station it was totally Lancedale"

by lancedholmen February 3, 2010

Lanced

The art of getting properly and utterly trolled beyond recognition...

Damn bro I totally just got Lanced today and didnt even see it coming

by TrolleMasta March 24, 2017

lancen

Lancens are the type of people you want in your life theyre always going to have you laughing, happy and smiling. Lancen will do anything in his heart to make you smile on good days and bad, he makes an amazing friend and a wonderful boyfriend. Although lancens may be loud and annoying at the day you cant help but love him. Get you a lancen and keep him forever

" my boyfriend, lancen hes the sweetest guy ive ever met "

by John.Cenaa September 6, 2017

lancey dancey

The nickname of your friend Lance, who is a crackhead, and needs mental help. But he's your Mexican best friend. And you both like pigs. But he's ill in the head. And he's the "crack dealer." Who's mentally unstable. Hi Lance, you're welcome.

Person: Hey lancey Dancey.

Person 2: It's lance.

by IAmWolfie123 September 27, 2020

Lance

A gay bootyhole with a fat ass. Likes seagulls and loves black girls. Mostly into penises though

Can I borrow your cock jerry

That boy with the big booty, that’s lances big favorite snack

by Lance Of nature October 14, 2020

Llangefni Chav

Basically mostly people 11-24 and a some older people in Llangefni.
What makes a Llangefni Chav a Llangefni Chav ? What to wear. A cap, Under armour/The North Face Cap. If you have no money your dad’s one that’s older then you may do. Gotta wear a T shirt like Nike or Adidas or any decant sports brand t. Or maybe a football shirt. If you are a proper Llangefni lad you will like footy or rugby. So a Wakes rugby shirt may do. Or probably knowing The Pencraig side you will probs wear a Liverpool shirt. With the odd Man Utd and Everton fan around. A popular thing to wear when it’s cold is a North Face Coat. But Unser armour hoodies sound about right but really anything like that will do. Stink/Dirty grey joggers or tracksuit bottoms. Black tracksuit bottoms also sound about right especially Nike or Adidas one. Socks, too be fair no one cares bout them. Then to finish Nike air trainers. Like air max.

To act like a chav. Basically go around Llangefni acting hard. Staring,swearing,shouting and all that. Hang out at the Dingle. Also getting your supper from one of the take away’s and 3 nights a week a simple pot noodle with some Doritos sounds lovely. Watch Llangefni Town fc and act like a football hooligan. ( mostly 17+ but any age can to be fair. Most importantly be sure to hang around Asda and shop lift. Only the elite will get kicked out. Also Home Bargins is a second option if you get kicked from Asda.

Hei who are they getting kicked from Asda ? Watch it mate those are the Llangefni Chavs.

by I’m not a Nonce December 13, 2020