Dick-a-ling

Refers to a really small penis, so small you wouldn't even consider it a penis more a flap of skin covering you actual genitals

That ain't a dick it's a dick-a-ling, a flap to keep your pussy clean!!!

by Twisted6982 March 5, 2024

ling maos

Ling maos is an ancient phrase that has been in lots of ancient scripture. Its meaning is a historical mystery.

Me:

Jérémy: ling maos

by DirectionAndMagnitude69 June 15, 2021

Ling Ling

Thick big booty asian (typically chinese) hoe

Damn what they feedin them in china? Ling Ling lookin dummy thick.

by TheAntiHer0 May 8, 2019

Ling

Multiple use word with many meanings.

Could be a noun, verb, adverb or adjective.
Used as both a word or an enhancer in the place of other words.

Dawson is such a ling!
All my friends are linging.
Stop linging on me dude.
We do a little linging.
I hate when you ling.
My ling is so incredibly fat it could probably be used as a linging club.
Jaiden over there driving the ling mobile.
Wanna head over to the ling after this game?
Yo linger wanna go down to the skatepark after ling?
Yup ling, I really hate that linger.
HEY BRO WATCH YOUR LING!
Lingers gonna ling.

by Linger82 June 17, 2021

Stringle-ling

A certain thing

Ray got a stringle-ling on it

by David Ray 03 May 22, 2022

JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISH

beware of the creature named jordie ling, this catfish is a deadly species who targets poor innocent yoUNG'UNS NAMED SOPHIES AND RAFS, I ADVISE ALL Y'ALL TO KEEP UR DAUGHTERS LOCKED UP BECAUSE THIS BEAST BE LURKING AROUND AREAS WHERE THERE IS VIRGIN 14 YEAR OLD POOSY, BEWARRRR OF THE REEIANLINGJORDAYKING

OH NO JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISH JUST TOUCHED MY CHILD

by SALTYDADDYPUNJABI October 9, 2016

Ling Ling

Practice 40 hours a day to improve your classical music skills and be famous classical musicians just like TWOSET VIOLIN

"Go practice! Ling Ling 40 hours!"

by Ling Ling 40 hours September 14, 2023