Vigilante Librarian Syndrome

An individual, usually an upper level librarian or over-stressed college student who consistently targets their "hushes" in an abrupt, obnoxious manner because it makes them feel good.

I was in the library talking on the phone for three seconds and was hushed violently four times. This over-stressed college student I know must have Vigilante Librarian Syndrome.

by mpmcgrat October 2, 2011

Librarier

the male form of a Librarian

"What is Jim doing for work now?"
You didn't hear? He's a librarier."

by Not Ben at all March 3, 2008

angry librarian

When doing a chick doggie style in a bed with a bookcase headboard, you pound her so hard books fall onto her face, she sits up and looks at you like an angry librarian.

"I was fucking this chick so hard she pissed me off so I gave her an angry librarian!"

by Wolf373 June 30, 2007

Librarian

Code word for Lesbians when you want to talk about them but do not want them to know you are talking about them.

Wow, there are a lot of librarians in this bar.

I heard your sister is hanging with the librarians now.

by coltrane3456 October 8, 2009

Liburary

A room containing books. These books contain words and paragraphes. All of which you can't read because your Drunk. (*also see, drunk, high) The easier form of the word "Library," which means a place where you can actually comprehend the knowledge you are learning.

"I went to the Liburary last night after a few shots of yegger."

by Sean101 February 17, 2006

Libraria

The disease caused by excessive amount of time spent in a library environment. Further increased in severity by proximity to exam/ courswork deadlines. Symptoms include shaking, hysterically giggling, burst of anger, severe lack of concentration and thoughts of a suicidal nature.

Oh my god, I can't stand it in here I need to escape I've got severe Libraria.

by mmmmmi November 29, 2010

librarian

General term to describe a library worker. A librarian is traditionally one who collects, catalogs and makes materials (usually books) available for library patrons. Presently, due to the increased popularity of alternative "information sources" (primarily the Internet), one can sense an inferiority complex within the profession as a whole. Because of these feelings of inadequacy, librarians are facing a collective identity crisis, trying to redefine their place in light of the more sophisticated information world. A modern definition that all can agree on has yet to be found. In reality however, the librarian is a breed dying at the hand's of technological Darwinism. Most librarians will vehemently deny this truth, arguing that, basically, the general populace is lost and greatly inconvenienced without their help. Time will certainly show us otherwise.

See librarian catalog. See librarian at the reference desk.

by maffei1 July 17, 2006