poison lemon

When someone inserts a lemonhead, Mentos, or other candy into the anal cavity of another. In order to find it later as a tasty treat.
poison lemon
by Skank bangerton November 10, 2013
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lemon skunk

a very potent strand of marijuana native to Northwestern U.S./Southwestern Canada which has a light green to yellowish color covered in crystals. it is known as a "creeper" because of its intense high that "creeps" up on you within the first few hits without you knowing.
very good skunk strain.
That lemon skunk was dank as fuck; I got high in one hit!
by lutherghetto5 August 09, 2009
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river lemon

to be so pissed that you could kick your shoes off into a river and walk home barefoot whilst getting out your cock and challenging your best mate to a sword fight
Man I have a hangover, worst river lemon night I've had in a long while
by buggaluggs September 27, 2009
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lemon pudding

That girl had some nice lemon pudding.
by The Bob of All Bobs April 01, 2004
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lemon baggin

almost like tea baggin'. when a girl sucks your balls and makes a face like she just sucked on a lemon.
after nicole was sucking my balls her face squinted and i came up with this definition and called it lemon baggin.
by oliver closeoff December 21, 2006
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Lemon Pledge

1. An all-purpose furniture polish that will give your furnishings the scent of new lemon.

2. The major demand made by the maids' union before they will agree to return to work.

Made popular by Family Guy.
Businessman: "What exactly are your demands?"

Maid's union rep: "We need more Lemon Pledge."

Businessman: "You need more Lemon Pledge..."

Maid: "...Yes."

Businessman: "We're not responsible for that. You should just bring some from home."

Maid: "...No."
by Head of the Maids' Union April 11, 2009
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Lemon Cow

A rare species of cow which milk tastes sour. We call these cows Lemon Cows.
Guy 1: Wow this milk is really sour

Guy 2 : I think you are drinking spoiled milk
Guy 1: No this milk is from the rare and elusive Lemon Cow
Guy 2 : Right...
by IJWD February 10, 2020
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