leech

someone who hangs around people who they think are there friends. they stand on the outside of the circle, never have any input and follow people everywhere.

Person 1: oh great here comes claire
Person 2: omg she is such a leech, she just follows us everywhere.

by lies September 19, 2006

life leech

1. A person who has no real talent, personality, or life of their own. As a result, the life leech will attach themselves to you, your friends and your dates.

2. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for you to break up with your partner, and then proceeds to try to date them.

3. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for any sign of trouble with your partner, and then proceeds to do everything they can to make sure your relationship falls apart.

4. A person who claims to be your friend, but works tirelessly to bring drama into your life.

"When I broke up with Beth, Jim completely tried to weasel his way into a life with her...the guy is a total life leech."

by ZCartman April 22, 2008

Hipster Leech

An individual who associates with hipsters and trendy people for personal gain on social networking websites, such as tumblr. This involves attempting to dress like a hipster and taking way too many photos with their hipster friends, to appear cool to others online.

Did you see all of Ellen's photos on tumblr last night? She's such a fucking hipster leech.

by SSADL July 18, 2012

Leeda

a clueless horny bastard who still thinks boy bands are awesome. Likes to perform wrestling maneuvers out of nowhere. Has an awkward appreciation for animals. Needs to have jokes explained for him. His wife will do his trash talking as well. Also means clumsy in the Hmong language.

That Leeda just did the Stone Cold Stunner on that dude in the Backstreet Boys section of Target.

by Stone Cold Thao November 29, 2010

leeANNA

Is usually cheating on you with a dude named Cody or Ian

leeANNA left me for Ian

by Jizz Monkey 482 May 30, 2019

leechin

to be "stuck" on someone or something

Stephen was leechin all over Amy.

David couldn't stop leechin about the fight he saw.

by Rosette May 1, 2008

Leeching

When you put a large gauge needle in your forearm vein and pull the syringe out , leaving your vein open and a large stream of blood pouring down your arm.

You then proceed to masturbate with the blood as lubrication. You may only remove the needle after you cum.
can be done with both arms if you have a partner.

"sorry sir my son cant make class today, he was double leeching last night and lost a fair amount of blood"

by Mr Sister Fister February 5, 2015