lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate I'll be right back just gotta lay down a log

lay down a log by citropussy December 29, 2015

lay you up 

Shooting someone. Derived from a way one can score in basketball.

Yo man, you'se best be steppin 'fore I lay you up!

lay you up by Mercenary90 September 16, 2007

Lay it on Thick 

To honk at a person, place or thing for an excessive period of time. Usually done to express negative emotions.

Not to be confused with a dollop of daisy, which can be a single or series of short honks. A dollop of daisy is usually used to express positive emotions.

Bobs lay it on thick at Tranny!

Lay it on Thick by Kate Yochai August 4, 2008

lay a pipe 

taking a dump, roping a growler,dropping the children off at the pool, pinching a loaf, faxing the president, building the hershey highway,dropping a log, tapping a colon, releasing the anaconda

I have to lay a pipe soooooo bad the turtle's peeping outta his shell!

lay a pipe by endoscrapy October 18, 2008

lay the wood 

1) When the boner pops out of the pants, often emphasised with a "WONK!"
2) arm gesture mimicking def. 1, usually on a table

1) He just laid the wood on her last night
2) Snoop Dogg laid the wood at lunch, just to piss off the lunch ladies.

lay the wood by CanUHearMeNow408 May 1, 2003

Lay The Meat 

Getting super faded while being super sweaty, having a chick pick u up at the house, then proceeding to feed her your stinky, sweaty cock, aka LAY THE MEAT

guy 1: dude, that chick came and picked me up after we walked all drunk from daves house

guy 2: did u "Lay The Meat"

guy 1: totally layed the meat son

Guy 2: awwww ya

Lay The Meat by king pork sword January 27, 2011

lay the wood 

1) arm gesture where the arm is dropped directly down, mimicking def. 2
2) the layage of wood, where the meat wrench wonks out the pants

1) he layed teh wood

lay the wood by CanUHearMeNow408 May 1, 2003