Lasagna

When you think you are done wiping but take another shit and wipe again. The layers constitute a Lasagna.

A just went to the bathroom for poo but it was a lasagna.
Lasagna is the opposite of a perfect.

by G_spot_3 March 27, 2020

Bitch lasagna

Someone who is a mothafuckin hoe and gets on your nerves alot. Perot

I called her a bitch lasagna... I'm grounded now.

by XxxdoubletapxxX February 25, 2020

Lasagna

The most heavenly dish. God eats it. No, god is lasagna!

I feel like eating God! Let’s eat lasagna!

by Lalalalasagna April 30, 2020

Lasagna

Basically savory cake. Garfield's favorite meal

Example 1: In my opinion, lasagna is better than pizza.
Example 2: T-Series ain't nothing but a B**ch lasagna!

by CEOofFriv May 1, 2020

Lasagna

Pussy

Girl 1: I heard Brittany's lasagna Was soggy
Girl 2: Yes indeed

by FBGM definitions July 24, 2020

Lasagna

Nude Pictures. Used as code for selling nudes direct over chat sites.

I need to make my rent, anyone want to by some lasagna?

by KDubmaps October 2, 2020

lasagna

the absolute best food to eat stoned. the layers and the flavors and the high calorie content will leave your stoned ass shoveling food in your mouth with your hands and begging for more

i had two big pieces of lasagna when i was high last night, i feel like a fatass

by anonymous February 13, 2023