Tub of lard

Usually describing a fat person. An insult.

"That guy over there eats so many cheeseburgers he looks like a fat tub of lard"

by Dannyjohn February 27, 2017

laidout

laidout - dead

Ima get the nine and leave your ****** laidout

by cory June 1, 2004

Laid

1. To of had sex, with anyone, him/her self, or anything else.
2. To have laid on the couch.
3. I don't know any other way's for LAID.

Refer To Top For Number Listings.
1. Carl:"Man I just got laid by the hot chick over there Joe...Yep she was good"
Joe: "Hey Carl, that's a guy..."

2. Stephany:"Why haven't you answered my calls?!"
Joe:"Because I found out you're a guy, and I laid on the couch and suddenly passed out..."

3. Random Person:"Any thing else I could use the word laid for?"

by Me Me No No Tell Tell You!!! July 3, 2007

Lairy

Getting inebriated and behaving obnoxiously for the amusement of all.

Got lairy last night and punched a dog in the face

by EnglishRagga September 11, 2010

laids

Combonation of Aids and Laid aids sex disease slut

Man, that girl is such a slut if she doesn't slow down she is going to get laids.

by Sidney February 7, 2005

lard muffin

cow lard+cake mix=lard muffin

I'm gonna feed you this lard muffin if you dont shut up.

by rawrmarkers November 2, 2007

lardish

you can be lardish, fat or not
its a completly fatish lazy-ass act which makes people look in discuss

Tom:eating a bunch of burgers and grease squirting on his face, in a lazy position

Samus:Dude your fuckin lardish

Tom:Shwut Wup!

by Rogerz M. March 5, 2009