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frog landing zone

(Drawing a square on my chest) THis is a frog landing zone buddy. If you feel froggy just leap Mother F***er!
by James Enockson May 17, 2006
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Crash Landing

A handshake in which a person reaches out for a handshake with someone they had just met but quickly fakes him/her out and goes for a hug but then again fakes him/her out by stretching his/her arms out in what appears to be a falling airplane position and quickly grabbing/fingering his/her balls/pussy.
Hence the "crash landing".
Joe: Yo dan why does it look like you've just seen your grandma getting fucked in the ass?

Dan: dude some guy just went to shake my hand and hug me at the same time, but instead he grabbed my fuckin sack!!

Joe: HAAA! sounds like you just got a crash landing!
by Joe dan keith May 29, 2008
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Landen

Landen is a fucking savage and a great basketball player but tries to do way more than he is capable of. He thinks he's good at everything but actually he cant even pass highschool classes.
That dude flunked out of highschool and is trying to look cool, he must be a Landen
by TheBoiSharen79 November 18, 2018
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Landon

Landon is a rude and says things that may not sound mean but really hurt others. He is a smart ass and likes to do dumber things. He also where’s the same thing almost every day.
Omg you act like Landon eww!
by BE5468 April 16, 2019
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Landon

Oh look it’s landon!
by Likamynut January 10, 2020
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Landon

The all around perfect guy. He likes to hang with his friends, play video games, and play Baseball. His dirty blond hair is so soft and precious. His hazel green eyes are easy to get lost to. He also has a big DICK
Person 1: Did you see how cute Landon was?
Person 2: Yes His Hazel eyes are so cute!!!!
by RedGuyKills February 14, 2018
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Londyn

Wassup y’all its up girl lonnnndyn PUT A CROWN ON IT. Londyn get everyone hyped up and know how to get a man.She got a nice ass and beautiful curly hair and amazing green eyes that will blow you away
Guy: is that Londyn because that’s a nice ass
Other guy: it must be..ima ask her out

Guy: no you won’t because I am
3rd guy: none of you will because she’s taken by me😏
by Lightskin_Londyn March 2, 2019
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