Keegan

A Keegan I person that’s extreamly annoying and stupid he has a deformed dick and has no friends he’s a fake flexer and thinks all the girls like him but in reality every one hates him

Keegan ... he’s a dick

by Uranus222666420 June 11, 2018

Kegan

A crayon eater that licks windows on the short bus. But a funny guy that is a true friend and will always make you laugh and be there for his friends

Did you see that kegan licking windows on the way to school

by Chaosdaddy84 June 11, 2018

Keylan

The most useless element , all it does is poke you, it doesn’t hurt but it’s very annoying. once you hit it, it continues to poke you. It cannot be contained by normal means and requires a straight jacket.

this keylan is very dumb

by samstan September 19, 2019

Keegan

A handsome boy who cares about others. Can sometimes be a jerk, but is very sweet to one another. Wishes to love the hot girl. Girls with sweet personality likes him. Can act dumb to be funny. Wants to show off, but doesnt want to ruin it for himself and others. Hes not perfect at anything except for what hes actually good at. Wants to be tough than others. Wants to be popular. Hes shy about his true feelings, but only shares it with whoever cares about him a lot. Wants to find a girlfriend just for true love. Very emotional about others treating him. Tries to be nicest person in the world. A hard worker. Puts his effort into anything. Has strong feelings with whoever he loves. Tries to do the right way of getting a girlfriend, but always fails. Tries to have a perfect life, but runs into mischief, not to be a bad person, but fitting in with others.

"Hey, you've seen Keegan?". "Yeah, hes so retarded". "What makes you say that". "He doesnt know who Queen is". "Listen, there are people who he knows, but people he doesnt know, hes not expecting to know a person who he never heard of, enough with rumors, biotch!".

by Strange Vlogger November 12, 2019

Keegan

Some obese white kid that tries to be funny but nobody ever laughs. Keegan’s are very horny and always try to get their dick sucked.

Omg look at that whale, what a Keegan....

by joheeee February 12, 2020

Keagan

Keagan has a huge ego and will explode at the mention of someone disliking him. Keagan is attracted to 14 year old girls and openly says the N-word. If you ever meet a Keagan, run.

Don't be such a Keagan.

Keagan: My girlfriend is not allowed to talk to anyone besides me
Everyone: Shut up Keagan

by dantheman198 November 28, 2021

Keegan

Fun Fact : Keegans are alluded to being dummies. Can't see when being flirted with. Oblivious to sweet and innocent innuendoes by kind girls. Sucker for girls named Emma, actually, just one girl named Emma

"You're a Keegan! "
"What? "
"You're a dummy, take a hint, I'm hitting on you"

by MemerDreamer July 23, 2016