Gate Keeper

A very nice man who likes to watch over the territory past his gate. He is very enthusiastic about Johnson's Jimmy.

The Gate Keeper down the street is a Johnson monger.

by Black Magic 69 November 24, 2016

keener

an individual that consumes a large portion of their life dedicated to schoolwork yet still has the time and desire to party their ass off

Jimmy: "Hey Mr. Ratfly, i have the highest GPA in the school, how can you decline my offer for the Chemistry Club?"

Teacher: "Plain and simple, Jimmy. You can elude yourself with your supposed academic skills but we all know you're a keener."

Jimmy: "Aah, whatever. I was just gonna throw your lab books and test tube racks into a fire anyway.."

by Fan Tastic March 28, 2007

Keester

anus pie chode with a poop angus

the keester was very very smelly

by keester beans August 11, 2003

Promise Keeper

A man of the homosexual persuasion.

Origin: Homosexual males are generally more sensitive than heterosexual males. As opposed to heterosexual males, dicksmoking faggots will quite often keep their promises, thus the name Promise Keeper.

Look at those two guys over there chowing each others cable (see:chowing cable) and being sensitive, what a couple of Promise Keepers.

by Bukkake Gargler December 13, 2004

Kester

The term used when you waqnt to describe someone who loves power and craves it and misues it. A Kester is also someone who is stereotypically weird. They usually like weird things such as how the aerodynamics of an aeroplane impact upon the air speed of a boeing 747 when you take into considerstion the altitude and fuel economy as well as flight plan on route to a Southern Atlantic island while the pilot is experiencing G Force 6. This makes a Kester a keen member of the RAF regiment. A kester also loves to help others out, such as putting chairs out for assembly or telling people to do their top buttons up or putting people in a DT. All of these things gives a Kester enormous satisfaction and it serves as a reminder to other people that a Kester is in charge, sort of like a dictatorship. Among other things, a Kester takes enormous pleasure and enjoyment from standing in front of 600 freezing cold school children on an open tarmaced area and shouting orders at them, sort of like what happened in the 1920's. This form of corporal punishment is given the friendlier name of 'marching' as decided by the Kester. At the end of all this, a Kester will sit down with his boss in a dark locked room and the rest is left for your imagination.

'Our Head of School is such a Kester. Why does he love being such a power-happy douche. Why doesn't he just chill out and stop sucking the Heady's dick??' -Person 1

'I know!! What a fucking Kester. There are so many ways that Kester is like Hitler. Have you ever realised that Kester is a Kester?' -Person 2

'No way!! I hadn't realised that before. Maybe someone named it after him because he's such a power-happy douche!!' -Person 1

'Possibly. He deserves it. What a wanker.' -Greg

'Oh no, there's a Kester about. We are going to get in fucking DT's coz he's such a gimp!!' -Moak

by Graham 1993 January 11, 2011

trapper keeper

a trans girl (trap), who you want to be your trophy wife except you can't afford her 'cause you're a scrub

better clutch your trapper keeper close, there's some loaded chasers at this party

by fish trap July 16, 2018

keefer reefer

that's the bunk weed ya mexicans been grown

like sayin its shit

yo I don't want to buy ya keef reef
yo I don't want ya keefer reefer

by John Carter March 2, 2005