Jannerise

To vandalise or steal property that does not belong to oneself

I left my bike chained up outside over night and when i returned i found it had been jannerised.

by Ninja Mark September 20, 2003

jennerr

an hormonal drug that increases sexual activity towards jen. or jen. or clay.

I'm on a jennerr dawg in an ice cream shop.

by JEN FREAKING DENNIS. March 7, 2008

jonkership

To retain the position of "jonker" in the game of mahjong.

He retained jonkership for this round.

by Anonymous3223 July 2, 2009

Jonerbams

An abbreviation for the term bonerjam, most commonly used to describe the jam-like substance that protrudes from a boner. Also used as a nickname for girls who enjoy bonerjams.

Abbreviation - J Bam

The cute girl in class enjoys bonerjamming so much, we refer to her as Jonerbams.

by NiftyPrimeTime April 15, 2012

Jennered

Popular phrase used in Eastern European countries to describe a cold foggy morning, with an unexpected twist. As the sun rises over the luscious maples on the hillside, the suns reflection off the dew ridden leaves causes an illusory affect on the human optic nervous system. One spot in particular yields the strongest mirage. The Carpathian mountain range that travels through Romanian is the tourist capital of Romanian, as well as a mecca for Kris Jenner followers and fans alike. Natives claim the effects of the suns rays on a spring morning resembles the feeling of being starstruck when the brain perceives the mirage to be true. This effect causes one to believe they are seeing the face of Kris Jenner, just inches away from their own. Scientists were unable to provide any conclusion in their research as to why this effect occurs, other than the obvious: everyone loves the Kardashians!

Wendell "You look like you had a good night last night!"

Chaz "I woke up early to watch the sunrise."
Wendell "Dude, I think you're jennered. You better go home and sleep it off! You're in no condition to take an examination!"
Chaz "I know, but its finals week!"

by JackieRobert'sSon January 26, 2014

Jennerpause

When a trans-gendered person goes through menopause. Coined after Bruce Jenner who is now(after surgery) Caitlyn Jenner.

Kay is in her sixties. Is she experiencing Jennerpause?

by djtc July 7, 2015

Jennered

adjective, past-tense.

1. To run someone over or hit another car. Also used to describe the events of being T-boned in an intersection.

2. Earning an award you probably didn't deserve.

"Shut up, Timmy. You jennered that 1st place trophy."

1. "I was crossing the street until I was jennered by that dick in the silver Prius."

2. "Shut up, Timmy. You jennered that gold medal."

by diabeticLife March 4, 2016