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Joust

To sniff powder drugs from a metallic 'lance' - a key, or spoon.

This essential Northern English verb takes its singular name from the Medieval martial display, and like the knights of old, today consumption of the finest powders requires stamina, endurance, and audacity.
Fancy a joust of K?

I was thoroughly jousted last night.

To joust or not to joust, that is the question.
by Seductionizer June 25, 2017
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dick-jousting

A term that describes males at a meeting who try to out do each other by their claims of superiority. Derived from a term 'penis-jousting' that applies to an insect species where the male insects joust with their penises to win favor to mate with an available female.
Man, did you see those IT guys at today's meeting dick-jousting to see whose group would get that project? It was unbelievable!
by Laurence Guentert April 1, 2008
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Troll Jousting

Troll Jousting is the act of retorting comments on blogs that have been placed by trolls, or paid commentators who place comments to support a particular vested interest. The Troll Jouster places comments that show the falseness of the Troll
Wow nice Troll Jousting dude, you really bitch slapped that Troll.

Yeah, thanks eh brah! I couldn't believe that Pro Nuke Troll was actually saying that radiation can be beneficial to your health. I had to slap 'em back in case some innocent bystander saw that Troll comment and believed it.

Well, good work dude, keep up the Troll jousting on that blog, and remember, there are NO innocent bystanders.
by stock888 March 30, 2012
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joust

"Man, you just joust that bitch in my bedroom?"
by Beast Mode March 9, 2005
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dick jousting

The act of a female performing oral copulation on two males at the same time, producing the "dick jousting effect", also known in more common nomenclature as a cockfight. Dick Jousting is also known as a dick duality.
Larry and Gerry met this chick the other night and she couldn't decide which one of them she wanted so she took them home for a little dick jousting in her mouth.

Larry (holding his dick): On guard! Be prepared to defend yourself!

Gerry (holding his dick): I have slain thousands with this weapon.

Chick (about to suck both dicks): May the best dick jouster win!
by the legendary marmot February 13, 2008
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jebus

'oh holy lord Jebus, save us from our misery'
'I want to die Jebus pls choke me'
by hoodthot January 27, 2018
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How the fuck is Steve Jobs?

A question regarding the physical and mental wellbeing of the late tech tycoon and Microsoft founder Steve Jobs.
Person A: "They always ask who the fuck is Steve Jobs, never how the fuck is Steve Jobs..."
Person B: "Well how is Steve Jobs"
Person A: "He's fuckin' dead dude"
Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of"
Person A: "Ligma"
Person B: "Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?"
Person A: "Ligma balls"
and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he
"How the fuck is Steve Jobs?" is not a hard question to ask guys
by SteveJobsDiedOfLigma April 16, 2021
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