Job Gas

(n) A person who constantly talks about their job and how good they are at it, and what they have to do next week, and the coool people they get to work with, and all the detail of every boring medial is task involved with sewing sequins to dead rabbits 'for effect' etc etc

"Hey, what do you think of Lozza's new girlfriend?"
"oh what, you mean old "Job Gas"...?
"Yeah, fuxk me doesn't she go on about her job"

by spyanuk November 26, 2017

Job and dip

When your at a party or any type of motive and a boy starts talking to u being nice then asks u for job (head) (blow job) u give it to him and U think he’s gonna text u the next day but no he just jobbed u and dipped u .when u do job with someone and they just dip (not talk to u ever again ) (leave ) you .

Jermaine : did u uck him

Me: yeah but he still hasn’t texted me it was just job and dip he job and dipped me

by Very upset girl who got dipped April 20, 2018

job-skeels

The extremely-limited (and not very good at even those few sectors of knowledge, according to his former boss, Hassan --- "Achmed...! You have worked for us for T'REE YEAHS, and you STILL haven't keeled INFIDEL ONE!") number of "employment-marketable" experiences/capabilities that Achmed originally possessed before he met the Wilson family. After he became acquainted with them and their "totally-peaceable" lifestyle and beliefs, however, the now-cheerfully-toned-down Achmed began learning to "redirect" or "channel" his use-of-explosives expertise to create lovely stone statues that he could then sell to other folks.

I never know when Achmed is gonna decide to hot-headedly make use of his assorted "job-skeels", so I always meekly ask his permission before I say anything to him, so that hopefully he won't feel so much like offing me just because I spoke to him.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

Job Madness

A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.

After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.

by Markusftr October 24, 2020

job palmer

The most incredible person u could ever meet

Job Palmer is awesome

by Yonddj December 1, 2020

Job Done

1. Someone that successfully gets the Job Done

Example: Uber simply doesn't get the Job Done

Example: Pluto and Lu are the only niggaz getting the Job Done

by JDlu February 21, 2021

job lag

When you start a lot of tasks at work, and get back home without finishing them and can't stop thinking of their outcomes. It is like a thoughts paralysis preventing you engaging in personal commitments.

Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.

I forewent the sport training because of job lag.

by modhek May 25, 2021