fridge jizzed

This is what happens to you when you post the same meme five minutes after someone else.

Hey Benjamin, Stella posted that meme five minutes ago. You got fridge jizzed.

by Sarcia26 May 23, 2020

Toaster Fridge

1.(noun) Something useless

2. (noun) The completely redundant repackaging of two existing things that shouldn't go together.

This Ebook that you can write on seems a bit toaster fridge. I have a phone that already does both those things in color.

by Hogan Torah November 23, 2020

Bloating fridge

A fridge overflowing with beer

Anyone need a beer? I’ve got a bloating fridge

by PatsyWB November 13, 2018

fridge baby

A creature resembling a baby that inhabits refrigerators, usually armed with a gun or a knife. They feed off of the fear of those they inhabit the fridges of

Person 1: Ah shit there’s a fridge baby in my fridge again
Person 2 What the fuck is a fridge baby?
Person 1: You haven’t heard of a fridge baby? search it on Urban Dictionary and find out.

by dust mite October 3, 2021

check the fridge

When you just checked the fridge and realized that once again, that pesky Elon Musk has stuck yet another dead deer in your fridge.

Friend: I'm really hungry. can I get something to eat?
Me: I think I have some ham to make a sandwich, go and check the fridge

Friend: checks fridge **screams** asks Why is there a dead deer in here?
Me: Oh no! Not again!

by hithereurbandiconary April 14, 2019

Fridge Fraud

Leaving an empty, (or practically empty), jug or carton in the fridge to avoid throwing it out.

I wanted to have some cereal, but only when I grabbed the carton of milk did I realize it was too light, and I was a victim of Fridge Fraud.

by Aranmithost August 16, 2013

Fridge Puncher

A story that's so unbelievable that it could be on Jerry Springer but it's actually true.

"Did you hear about Mike's wife sleeping with his younger brother?!?"
"Damn, that's a real fridge puncher!"

by Sundowner97 June 5, 2020