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Definitions by hithereurbandiconary

check the fridge 

When you just checked the fridge and realized that once again, that pesky Elon Musk has stuck yet another dead deer in your fridge.
Friend: I'm really hungry. can I get something to eat?
Me: I think I have some ham to make a sandwich, go and check the fridge

Friend: checks fridge **screams** asks Why is there a dead deer in here?
Me: Oh no! Not again!

gigaphobia 

A phoba of where you download a 3GB file and afraid of losing space even though you have over 400 gigabytes of storage left.
Friend: Why did you uninstall Garrys Mod, you have 400GB of space

Me: I wanna save some space alright?

Friend: I'm pretty sure you have gigaphobia my dude

pickle plankton 

Another word for calling someone a dick, hence the word pickle is another word meaning penis
Friend: That guy is being such a pickle plankton.
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: It's another word meaning dick.

beep beep lettuce 

Friend: Alright, beep beep lettuce!
Me: beep beep lettuce!