Hungry Hole

When somones ass is just achin for some man meat or huge dildo. If someone has a hungry hole it means their asshole is hungry for sexual pleasure.

Sally: Oh baby! Can you feed my Hungry Hole??

Barbara: Ya for sure babe just let me go grab my black dildo!

by Colinsgonnagetpwned July 24, 2008

five-hole

n. Ice hockey term for the space between the goalie's legs. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Hey Pierre. Stick it in the five-hole, eh!

by gnostic 1 July 18, 2012

Dakota Fire Hole

A Dakota Fire Hole involves mixing Sriacha and a puree of fresh Carolina Reaper chili pepper. The mixture is then poured into a condom, tied off at the end and frozen. When things start to heat up with your partner, ask for a quick break to "run and get a new toy." Clip off one end with a pair of scissors, removed your spicy popsicle, run back into the room and jam it in her chili ring! Hold it there with your finger while you two get it on and keep loudly whispering "Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!."

Laugh hysterically on the way to the hospital. Explain to the admission's clerk what you just did and snapchat her reaction to a member of your church.

Finally, when the two of you return home, slap her with a Vlasic brand dill pickle.

Back in the day before filming one of her shows, Bob Dole gave Mary Tyler Moore a Dakota fire hole. What's why she cried for most of the episode.

by Wille_Stroker March 10, 2015

Boomer holes

When you move into a house previously owned by a boomer, and the floors have holes for cable TV wires, the wall has a phone jack for a landline, etc.

We should get some posters and paintings to cover up all these boomer holes.

by Sequined Converse May 17, 2020

Slobby Howler

A blowjob except both cry during and after, its a mistake.

I was so depressed last night I gave him a Slobby Howler.

by Pog Bamba December 3, 2020

holeboy

When someone is gay, they are also reffered to as a holeboy.

Dudette:"Dude! Are you sure you're not gay?"
dude :"I've told you already. NO!"
dudette:"Alright! ...(Holeboy)"

by Jack-in-a-boxx December 17, 2006

holeshiner

the action a police officer (or other in authority) performs when searching the alleged criminal's posterior for weapons and/or paraphernalia. Usually involves latex gloves and a flashlight, hence "holeshiner".

Person 1:"Dang dude, that cop has that guy laying down on the hood of his car with his pants down!"

Person 2: "Yeah, he's definately geting a holeshiner"

by SeymoreButts5150 November 13, 2007