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Um, Leading the witness your honor

Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...
Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”

Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”

Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”

Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
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For Honor

good game but MY PERRYS DONT PERRYS MY BLOCK DOESNT BLOCK MY HEAVY DONT HEAVY MY UNBLOCKABLES DONT UNBLOCKLE FIX YOUR GAME FOR HONOR FOR 4 YEARS I HAD THIS PROBLEMS A MIDGET WITH TWO DAGGERS HAVE AIMBOT WHERE THEY CAN MAKE ME BLEED NO WONDER THE PLAYER COUNT DROPPED SO MUCH THEY DONT CARE ABOUT FIXING THERE HORRIBLE GAME but other thanm that its a good game
by lvlmercy November 29, 2022
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detention honor roll

A specialised and elite honor roll given to the top 1% of students in a given high school. Sent in by select schools across the nation to the President of the United States.
My friend got detention honor roll after getting a perfect SAT score last year
by Official School Rewards January 22, 2022
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honorous

Strength/patience/resources-sapping due to da fact dat you are considered obligated to perform said exhausting action out of a sense of duty to your fellow man, da environment, etc.
Having to place flags all around a cemetery on Memorial Day can be a really honorous task, especially during foul weather.
by QuacksO February 11, 2022
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Freaky Friday Code Of Honor

If two men make the Freaky Friday Code Of Honor, it means in the event they switch bodies, they are given permission to look at, jerk off, or use for sex their new penis that technically belongs to the other man.
Me and Brian just agreed to the terms of the Freaky Friday Code Of Honor. Finally I’ll be able to see his dick if we switch bodies!
by Eggstra Stinky January 3, 2021
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Dark Honor Guard

A group of guards that protect everyone while at the same time killing said everyone whenever a hostile is spotted.

Their bloodlust for Tking is eternal.
Sith Person: "Hey is that a Dark Honor Guard?"
Other Sith Person: "Yeah...make sure to be nice to them, they are the special ed ones."
by DinotheCrusader January 30, 2021
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Honor

We all honor the king
by anonymous February 10, 2021
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