hebeges

A disease in which your mind isn't where your body is.

Hes got a case of the hebeges

by NimSo August 5, 2008

hebeee

Tiniest of the tiniest penis in the world

Hey ellen, i just had sex with a hebeee last night. Never seen anything smaller then that, he gave a pretty good theta zero though.

by ryadhh3 June 28, 2010

helberts rule

A saying inventended by Charles Helbert in the late 1900's, the rule is "If something's brown it might not taste good."

Person A: "You shouldn't eat that"
Person B: "Why so my friend?"
Person A: "Helberts rule"

by Jreevk February 25, 2015

Herberted

her·bert·ed

adjective
(of a person or their actions) characterized as someone having abnormal and unacceptable sexual practices or tendencies towards young boys, such as Herbert The Pervert from Family Guy.

Man: Come to my van so I can share my candy with you, little boy.
Little Boy: Get away from me, you herberted freak!

by SeductiveQueenOfDarkness32014 June 2, 2015

Hebbe jebbes

When are watching something you don't like and it makes you shiver. Eg like spiders or snakes

I got the hebbe jebbes for watching the ants

by Pingu2255q January 20, 2016

Hebejeebs

When you feel a creepy guy standing in your 3rd eyes light house. Like Wtf go away..or let's take a selfie

Fudging elves give me the hebejeebs...aka also known as the #

hebeje2bs

by My wife sucked off. Tony March 26, 2016

Herbeck

Herbeck goes back to ancient history to be defined as a light skinned kind that constantly has the chicken pox.

"Look at that Herbeck!"

"Wow! it's so gingery!"
"And gay"

by The Ginger Inspector June 20, 2016