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sandy handy

A hand job at the beach handy
My cock is aching after that sandy handy
sandy handy by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

waffle handy 

A waffle handy is a phenomena that happens when a waffle sprouts from a females uterus, which then continues to sprout up from the vagina creating a waffle penis. This can be triggered from a male ramming waffles up her vag vag or even her butthole mc fap fap. the male is then like LEMME GET SOME MAPLE SYRUP ON THAT BIATCH and he lathers it on in a sexual manner. Vaginas are strechty and so is your wrinkly penis.
Dude i didnt just make her squirt, i gave her a waffle handy!

Headstone Handy 

The headstone handy is when you go to graveyard at anytime and receive a hand job behind a headstone.
Mark- "i just received a headstone handy"

Jack - "what's a headstone handy"

Mark - I'm glad you asked, it's when you receive a hand job behind a headstone in a grave yard"

Jack - "oh cool I can't wait to get one f those"
Headstone Handy by ML69 November 13, 2021

hudson handy 

When you're ice fishing in Hudson, Ohio, in a shanty, and a prostitute jerks your snake off while you're pulling a fish out through the ice.
My wife thinks i'm out fishing with the boys, but REALLY, i'm getting a HUDSON HANDY.
hudson handy by itinkimfunni March 6, 2022

Dusky Sandy Handy 

Any hand job/reach around that make you too uncomfortable.
"Show me where the bad man touched you......oh it was a Dusky Sandy Handy........"
Dusky Sandy Handy by imthatawesome November 18, 2011

Pecan handy 

When your girlfriend grabs a handfull of pecans then proceeds to give you a feirce hand job. If she really loves you after you cum she'll eat the semen coated pecans.
Joe: Man my cock hurts!

Mike: Another pecan handy!? Dude, you gotta dump this brawd.
Pecan handy by MC Birdfeeder January 1, 2012