hand maneuver

A hand job, hand crank, a person other than yourself whom strokes your penis to ejaculate. A happy ending!

I was at the massage parlor and recieved a great hand maneuver.

by DJR632 June 25, 2007

hand shag

the act of pleasuring one's self with the use of the hand.
Can also be performed by a partner.

Dr. Smith: And all we need is a semen sample, so just have a go in that there room. Just a little hand shag will do.

by Finnegan Family September 22, 2007

Hand of Gas

Collecting a fart direct from your ass and cupping it

Your gonna taste the Hand of Gas if you do that again

Do you want to meet the Hand of Gas

by Cultasso October 3, 2007

Hand gravy

When a person rubs his girlfriends pussy and uses the juices to jerk off.

Babe, I can I get some? Sure honey.....I'm not hard yet so let me get some of that hand gravy to jerk off with!

by Kajur April 1, 2013

Hand-plate

Hand-plate- a lad that is invited to private parties such as; 21st, 18th ,wedding,funeral or dinner dance. When the food is revealed he will try and fit as much on his hand as possible without the inconvenience of using a plate. The hand may consist of many food types such as sandwiches, chicken tenders, sausages, salad, onion rings, cake.

Look at hand-plate he has 12 onion rings on each finger.

Where are all the sandwiches gone?
Did you try the hand-plate?

Jaysus nothing left at this fuckin party, Buth shur sin't hand-plate here ya could feed a small african town off his hand

One in the bush is worth two in the hand plate

by cash-in-the-neil April 13, 2013

a big hand

enthusiastic round of applause

Let's give him a big hand.

by AnasatasiaSa October 4, 2014

Pussy Hands

The state (i.e smell, texture, taste, look) of one's hands after touching a vagina.

Person 1: Hey man, I can't make it to the brunch.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.

ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.

by localsharkboy September 30, 2016