Stroke and a Half

Synonomous with "douchebag" type characters. When calling someone a stroke isn't quite enough, you fall back on this one. Just like the shift from douchebag to douchenozzle.

Singular: That kids a stroke and a half.
Plural: The Zet's are strokes and a half.

by Kingjared420 November 14, 2004

half-gasm

When masturbating, holding back for too long and then letting go, only to find that you've missed the orgasm, but still ejaculated. Disappointing, all the work but none of the reward.

I jerked for 30 minutes only to be rewarded with a half-gasm.

by ()*%^$#@&! April 4, 2006

Half Sibling

A sibling who you do not have the same parents as. HALF siblings either have the same mother only, or the same father only.

Since Wendy and Sally are sisters, and they do not have same father, they are Half Siblings.

by Fame Hungry June 17, 2009

half sack

n: half 8th of ganja, usually priced at $25 depending on availability and quality of the herbal

I didn't have the money for a full 8th so i just bought a half sack

by jd May 2, 2004

half-asser

Someone who actively decides to do less than their best because either they don't care or they feel the task doesn't deserve the time it would take to do a good job.

"Joe, are you going to put much time into your progress report?"

"Naw, I'm gonna half-ass it, cause nobody will EVER read it anyways".

"Joe, you're such a half-asser".

by Tanner August 31, 2004

half cap

upon climax (either self-induced through masturbation, or with a partner) one covers half of the penis hole with the thumb to increase internal pressure in an effort to maximize the velocity and thus distance of the ejaculate.

"hey kasko, how far did you shoot the load after you half capped it?" "dude it went like 20 feet!"

by hairy potter July 10, 2004

half-nut

a person who is a bit slow and dim witted, due to the fact that only half of the sperm (aka. "nut") that reached the egg, made it through the wall of the embreo...leaving the fetus (and forthcoming person) lacking in some basic skills and cognitive understanding of anything

Dude : "Does that guy realize he's hitting on his boss's wife or does he just not care?"

Other Dude : "He wouldn't know either way. The poor guy is a half-nut from some inbred trailer-town in some forgotten county"

by Robert Mariani February 16, 2008