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half-gasm 

When masturbating, holding back for too long and then letting go, only to find that you've missed the orgasm, but still ejaculated. Disappointing, all the work but none of the reward.
I jerked for 30 minutes only to be rewarded with a half-gasm.
half-gasm by ()*%^$#@&! April 4, 2006
A physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of an exciting situation that is roughly half as sensational as the sexual sensation resulting from the stimulation of the sexual organ.
This sandwich is so good it is giving me a halfgasm!
halfgasm by ianbrunner March 30, 2009
The act of having an orgasm that doesn't give you pleasure. A small amount of cum is released, but the intial feeling of an orgasm is not there. Is normally the result of some bad internal timing.
Joe: How'd it go with Susie last night?
Bob: Terrible, I only had a halfgasm.
Halfgasm by King Singh December 17, 2008

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026