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half-gasm 

When masturbating, holding back for too long and then letting go, only to find that you've missed the orgasm, but still ejaculated. Disappointing, all the work but none of the reward.
I jerked for 30 minutes only to be rewarded with a half-gasm.
half-gasm by ()*%^$#@&! April 4, 2006
A physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of an exciting situation that is roughly half as sensational as the sexual sensation resulting from the stimulation of the sexual organ.
This sandwich is so good it is giving me a halfgasm!
halfgasm by ianbrunner March 30, 2009
The act of having an orgasm that doesn't give you pleasure. A small amount of cum is released, but the intial feeling of an orgasm is not there. Is normally the result of some bad internal timing.
Joe: How'd it go with Susie last night?
Bob: Terrible, I only had a halfgasm.
Halfgasm by King Singh December 17, 2008
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026