hose bag

In the late '70s - early '80s, dancers (go-go, strippers) in Norfolk, VA were required by law to wear pantyhose. They got the cheap ones from 7-11 that came in the little pouch. Instead of throwing away the empty pouch, they would put their pot in it, and if a cop searched their purse and found the pouch it felt about the same as if it had the pantyhose in it, and they wouldn't bother to look inside. This is a fact.
People who don't know this assumed that 'hose bag' referred to sex, a 'bag' to put your 'hose' in - slut, skank, ho - but the truth is that "hose bag" originally referred to a pretty damn smart idea to keep from getting busted by the cops!

"I need to catch a buzz - can I borrow your hose bag?"

by Reb1 November 15, 2005

Hoedaddy

-The man in charge of a group(s) of hoes.

See Pimp

"what up Hoedaddy"
"Hodaddy, that shit is hott"
"damn, I cant get is Hoedaddy open"

by Drummerboy6484 July 16, 2008

Horsedog

A near-mythical creature that resembles a large dog much like a great dane but with an unusually elongated nipple. He roames the streets granting wishes to those cunning enough to catch him.

Matt: "Hey did you just see that?"
Jeff: " Oh yeah, that's horsedog."

by Deuce1398 October 19, 2010

garden hose

a lethal weapon used in world war 2, the only person worthy enough to wield such power is Minecraft steve, sadly Minecraft steve switched sideds during infinity war to kill shrek our lord and saviour

lil jimmy, put that garden hose down and no one gets hurt

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

hoedown

Term often heard when a "dancer" or "stripper" crashes to the ground or the stage. This type of fall is a direct result from a blown out strap usually because the shoe was too small, borrowed, or just plain busted.. much like the stripper wearing them.

As Shanaynay took the stage her shoe gave out and caused the stripper to fall in her 8 inch platforms, the screams of "hoedown" filled the air.

by Jay Mike February 18, 2008

Horsed

A Scottish term for a lengthy, rampant session of charged sexual intercourse often fuelled by alcohol. Can frequently involve accidental injury to oneself or the other party as a result of drunken miss-coordination. Frequently culminates in the male becoming flaccid and frustrated before falling asleep.

Alright love, how's about we get you home and have you 'Horsed'?

by Horsing von Gam June 30, 2009

hose beast

An individual that pursues the penis with fervor for oral, anal or vaginal stimulation.

See how she was all over him? What a hose beast.

by Funky Big Geek Freak Booty Daddy March 10, 2003