Hoovered

(Noun) When a woman sucks all the cum out of a guy.

I hoovered him last night; I emptied him. My girlfriend hoovered me last night, I'm completely empty.

by MooseOperator January 28, 2024

Wet Hoover

The ill-advised attempt to get a major depressive individual out of bed by dumping water on them.

Yeah, my friend hasn't gotten out of bed for two weeks except to eat, so I gave them a "wet Hoover" to get them going today.

by Brotherhood501 July 22, 2023

Hoover

A stupid and oblivious person.

Bro you’re such a Hoover

by 7Hours April 29, 2020

collin hoover

Bitch ass redneck that thinks he can do anything because he can walk on his hand. Needs to get a life and a new wardrobe. Totally obsessed with carhartt. His mama lays out his clothes every night.

Hey look that’s Collin Hoover. He’s a bitch.

by Collin Hoover’s mom May 16, 2020

super hoover

A female who enjoys giving oral sex to men. Is VERY good at it. Similar to a hose beast.

Man, Michelle is a super hoover. Always trying to get my cock in her mouth.

by Justanoldguy1990 August 7, 2020

Gabby Hoover

A former westwood highschool student who is known for getting obliterated in public places

hey Gabby Hoover want to go to 6th street tonight? "Yes, i'm down"

by wildcatty June 9, 2022

don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.

Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'

by Phoro June 12, 2022