we look at her in the halls and go damn Riley Hoover and then she looks and runs away like a dumb bitch
by Dumb friend November 29, 2019

When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself
by Jessdirty April 20, 2021

"I accidentally zipped my hoover up!"
by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022

by HerbieHoover September 16, 2022

Noun - when your husband gets all the snacks
Noun - president (Edgar J Hoover)
Noun - roomba - the name our daughter gave the roomba
Noun - president (Edgar J Hoover)
Noun - roomba - the name our daughter gave the roomba
Larry stop being a Hoover and eating all the snacks.
The board meeting president really was a regular Hoover creating that logjam about whether or not to allow the Beaver population to dam up the river.
Hoover is stuck under the couch
The board meeting president really was a regular Hoover creating that logjam about whether or not to allow the Beaver population to dam up the river.
Hoover is stuck under the couch
by RuthBaderGinBucketsBurg October 11, 2018

by Ass locker March 25, 2021

John: Hey Marissa, how abouycome back and we can start somethin?
Marissa: Ew, no.
(Damn it, I hing hoover dam-ed)
Marissa: Ew, no.
(Damn it, I hing hoover dam-ed)
by Coolerx3 July 31, 2016
