Riley Hoover

we look at her in the halls and go damn Riley Hoover and then she looks and runs away like a dumb bitch
by Dumb friend November 29, 2019
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hoover wank

When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself
Gareth was getting excited looking at the new hoover as he anticipated a hoover wank later
by Jessdirty April 20, 2021
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Hoover

"I accidentally zipped my hoover up!"
by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022
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Hoovering

When a slut "vacuums" up all the available dick in any given radius.
How am I to get any dick tonight while Herbie is hoovering up the entire grindr grid.
by HerbieHoover September 16, 2022
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Hoover

Noun - when your husband gets all the snacks

Noun - president (Edgar J Hoover)

Noun - roomba - the name our daughter gave the roomba
Larry stop being a Hoover and eating all the snacks.

The board meeting president really was a regular Hoover creating that logjam about whether or not to allow the Beaver population to dam up the river.

Hoover is stuck under the couch
by RuthBaderGinBucketsBurg October 11, 2018
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Herbert hoover

The guy the ncr and legion wants for some reason idk I’ve never played new vegas
Guy 1: hey do you know what fallout new Vegas is

Guy 2: something about Herbert Hoover
by Ass locker March 25, 2021
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Hoover Dam

Hoover Dam is a synonym to cock blocked. When a girl refuses to give you the good pussy
John: Hey Marissa, how abouycome back and we can start somethin?
Marissa: Ew, no.

(Damn it, I hing hoover dam-ed)
by Coolerx3 July 31, 2016
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