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Cuttin' hair

A phrase used to replace an unthought-of witty action variable.

1. Most people say this term and hope that it baffles the person to the extent that they are too embarrassed to ask what it means which results in your excuse.

2. A vague answer that virtually means nothing.

3. People say it when they don't want to think of an excuse to say when someone asks what they are doing. It is a gentle and subtler way of saying "I don't know, you shouldn't care."

4. It can also be the act of, literally, CUTTING hair.
Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?

Jason: Cuttin' hair.

Esther: What...? Never mind.


Applies to 4th definition only:

Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?

Jason: Cuttin' hair.

Esther: Whose?

Jason: Brian.
by the haircuttee December 20, 2008
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Power Hair

A completely over exaggerated compliment to a woman you really don't know, but you want to know... really bad. Typically used when you have nothing better to say, drunk, at 11pm, with seersucker shorts, and wayfarers.
Ryan: "Hey Sara, you know... you got some real power hair."

Sara: "Thanks?"
by Uber Redhead March 25, 2013
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butthole hair

A cave in your anus which tends to be quite hairy
Butthole hair in my ass

“Bro my ass is so fucking hairy when tom put his dick in my ass he came out with rugs burns”
by Marlin lover 758 January 13, 2018
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corona hair

When you need a haircut but can't get one because you're in lockdown due to coronavirus.
I got corona hair because my barber's closed to stop the spread of coronavirus!
by ProPrio April 15, 2020
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Booger Hair

The green, slimy growth of what seems to resemble hair. Only found on what one can at best assume is the head of a hideous Schmig. The Schmig will always deny any claims of having such ‘hair’ and will get the ‘poos’ if the accuser is insistent.
Eww! Look at that kid’s booger hair!
by TheSpeakerOfTruth. March 23, 2020
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Llama Hair

A process that smoothly or fabulous just like a Llama's hair.
That move was llama hair, nothing went wrong.
by llamalicious99 November 17, 2020
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steak hair

Hair that looks like steak that everyone insults
Josuke has steak hair, man.
by TrueMudanity May 14, 2020
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