Guffer

A person who is too dazzled by their environment to lead an intentional life. Portmanteau of 'gas' and 'huffer'.

I ventured through the midwestern united states and it was beautiful, though there were a many hickless guffers going nowhere. So sad.

by Jer Jungle February 11, 2018

Gaffe-termath

The attempt to overcome the negative effects of one's gaffe

After the candidate made an awkward reference on camera, her supporters went on TV immediately in a gaffe-termath

by Una Malachica May 27, 2008

Gaffed cards

Gaffed cards are trick-cards that can be for example double sided or have non-original faces. These types of "fake" cards can be used for a great variety of card magic-tricks. With sleight of hand, you can make the spectator believe that you have an original deck of cards. These kinds of illusions will be more powerful, giving a better reaction from the spectator(s).

No way Josh! How did you do that trick?

I'm not telling...

Please!!!

Ok, i used gaffed cards i bought on the internet.

You cheeky little bastard! You fooled me so bad!!! Haha.

by PeAcE June 12, 2012

Gurfed

When you release your load onto someone's face. Jizz.

Holy crap! Did you just gurf on jenny?! That is just sick. I love gurfing on my girlfriend while she sleeps. Whoa! You gurfed on that girl from Bangkok!

by Snitzky December 27, 2013

guffy gouche

Just when you're sat down and you fart it goes forward

Oi Ollie did u just let rip a guffy gouche

Yeah ma G I did

Ahhhh Grimm

by Mcgeorgia August 9, 2017

guffylife

A super famous youtuber who makes Lego girlfriend juice cart reviews.

Did you see Guffylife's new video last night? He had so many cool Legos and made the Lego girlfriends juice cart look like an amazing set. I FUCKING LOVE GUFFYLIFE. "Please have my children Guffylife"-Vanessa from Lego friends juice cart.

by poopguy05 November 19, 2020

chuff guff

An alternate term for queef. See also fanny fart, muff puff and cunt grunt.

Shirley ripped a massive chuff guff as Colin rhammed her from behind

by xxdavxx July 25, 2015