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America's Guest

(1)To freeload, mooch, or borrow with little to no expectation of repayment.

(2) To fall back-assward into good fortune with little-to-no hard work
(1)
Mark: Dude, how come Anthony never buys beers?
Jim: Because he's America's guest.

(2)
Mark: How did Anthony get a free meal from his boss? He's a totally slacker.
Jim: I'm pretty sure he whipped out his America's Guest Card.
by J. Carl December 10, 2008
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Bitch you guessed it

From the song "u guessed it" feat. 2. Chainz by Og Maco the term "Bitch you guessed it" is pretty much a cocky way of saying you're right.
Paul: "How tall are you?"

Tyrone: "guess."
Paul: "idk 6 foot?"
Tyrone: "Bitch you guessed it"
by Baby Jade April 22, 2016
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gessler

To slack off;to get by on charm & charm alone;to be without skill.
I didn't work at all today. I pulled a gessler.
I gesslered it today.
by Cowski December 29, 2007
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Guesstigate

The process of resolving a problem with little or no actual details, facts or clues.
Help desk e-mail received at work: please explain how the hours worked for the day are calculated for this employee.

Response: you must provide the employee name or ID and day you are referencing so I can assist with this inquiry.

Comment to co-worker: I'm so tired of having to guesstigate for these people!
by BillieMoksha June 30, 2011
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81 Guesses

A spoken game like 20 Questions. Created by youtube's SharkeyeJones.

The rules are simple.

1. The Guesser is given 81 tries to guess what you're thinking. No questions other than to guess.

2. The Guesser must have knowledge as to what you're thinking or conceivably be able to guess it.

3. If the Guesser correctly guesses, you must take them out for a meal.
Tom has to pay for my meal because I beat him in 81 Guesses.
by ThoughtfulOrange October 28, 2009
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gurss

THE BIGGEST MAN EVER WHO GRRRSSSSS ANY CHANCE HE GETS SO TREASURE HIM HE IS VERY SPECIAL
oooooo my gurss is the biggest man.
by gurry.101 February 11, 2019
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jamaician house guest

the jamaican house guest is when a girl is riding a guy, and suddenly a random jamaician enters the room, squats over the guy, and shits on his chest, then leaves without saying a word
"Colleen and Francis told me that they encountered the jamaician house guest last night."

"Last night I was fucking Con, and someone gave me the jamaician house guest," said John
by Gay 69 May 23, 2008
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