Gark

The act of eating cereal out of one's anus.

Yo bro, you wanna gark later?

by anonymous May 3, 2024

Grorkling

To gargle someone's feces and pee at the same time

That guy was being a dork so I started grorkling him

by Seegam May 8, 2024

grasket

A portmanteau of grandma and gasket. Usually refers to the inner workings of one's grandma, most often around the heart.

G-ma had to have a stint put in last week when one of her graskets blew.

by TheWrinkledCat May 9, 2024

Grak

The sound made when opening a crab claw. Especially one that shoots liquid on you.

OMG look at the size of that crab claw. Did you hear the grak?

by Mr. Fishgil June 5, 2024

Garkaman

A name given to a man of great stature, usually one who has many accomplishments or recognized as a hero.

"Did you hear about the prince's victory in Lusail?"
"Yea, now we can call him Garkaman"

by ibn abias July 3, 2024

Gark

Gark: A multi billionaire's penis.

Hey, look at Elons zipper bulge, Ollie, he must-have a really big "Gark".
Ollie hated mopping the executive washroom, the "Gark" trails were difficult to remove.

by aureliuspm January 18, 2025

garket marden

Missing a Team Fortress 2 market garden but Source engine registered it anyway and you got a free kill 🎉

Player 1: (garket mardens Player 2)
Player 2 (average tf2 player): You dont deserve that kill also kill yourself

by rb ryan February 18, 2025