Goose Drive

When the person in the passenger seat steers the car with both hands while the driver accelerates.

Me and my girlfriend tried to goose drive, but we almost crashed into a tree as we left Rhode Island.

by Cow_Fluid December 9, 2021

Goose guts

Thick, chunky splooge resulting from several days to a week of not ejaculating.

Gina was surprised when I coated her face with goose guts.

Johnnys girlfriend just got off her period, so she will be getting the goose guts tonight.

Loosing a stream of goose guts feels great!

by The Sloan Ranger May 16, 2017

goose excuse

A quick intelligent excuse for "accidently" touching some one's private parts on purpose as you walk by them.

"I'm so sorry, my hand has a mind of its own" was his goose excuse.

He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.

by Handle This July 13, 2014

groping the goose

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick

Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose

by gooser94 January 11, 2014

triple goose

Puffy jacket that is worn by mostly ghetto blacks because they could hide guns and stolen loot in it without being detected..

'Niggas wasn't shit without a triple goose or a dokey rope.' Cellski

by gangstah Dan December 11, 2013

good goose

A woman who gets all the men. A good goose gets the gander.

She's a good goose. She gives good beak.

by Kylo12 June 6, 2016

Goose Bulbs

When you light up a Christmas tree when something that a 1Dfan has done that is very bad

She’s done something so bad it gave me goose bulbs

by by a directioner :) September 30, 2020