Goon 

A goon is someone who has inappropriate thoughts and/or does inappropriate actions daily/frequently to people or fictional characters. A goon can be referred to as a gooner.

"Christian, why are you such a goon!"

Goon by I love loona May 5, 2025

Goon 

To masturbate (all 2 sexes)

Ex:
Matthew: I cant wait to go home and goon before i go to sleep!! (Male)
Ex:
Gooner:Hey Sally guess what i tried.

Sally: What?
Gooner: Gooning, its feels nice you should try!!

Goon by Rockless Bolboa May 8, 2025

Goon 

To masturbate

He’s been gooning all day!

Goon by anonymous May 30, 2025

Goon 

A verb- to chill. To relax. To hangout.

Man 1: “Yo come over to my house we’re gonna goon”

Man 2: “I would love to but I’m gooning with my dog right now”

Goon by Jlipo June 1, 2025

Goon 

Masturbation, to fucking masturbate. I don't care what introverted pie says.

Man I goonned so hard to lollies boobs last night

Goon by Purple Demi venison June 3, 2025

Goon 

A word to say cum or semen

Ohhh I-I-I-I'm bouta goon
That was a great gooning session

Goon by EzRKO June 6, 2025

Goon 

To do various philanthropic activities, such as giving to the homeless, donating to charity, and doing community giveouts or cookouts.

Person1: I've been feeling like gooning recently. I saved up $300 to give out free food.
Person2: Wow. You're such a great gooner

Goon by Butter_Cat June 18, 2025