Goon

Goon the act of masturbating.

I “gooned” so fast I got a friction burn.

by GattlingGoon April 24, 2025

goon

Gooning, otherwise known as goon us a modern term typically used to describe eating at home.

Hey, Katie! Do you wanna goon tonight?

Katie: Yes i’d love to goon with you!!!!

by phil6964 April 28, 2025

Goon

A goon is someone who has inappropriate thoughts and/or does inappropriate actions daily/frequently to people or fictional characters. A goon can be referred to as a gooner.

"Christian, why are you such a goon!"

by I love loona May 5, 2025

Goon

To masturbate (all 2 sexes)

Ex:
Matthew: I cant wait to go home and goon before i go to sleep!! (Male)
Ex:
Gooner:Hey Sally guess what i tried.

Sally: What?
Gooner: Gooning, its feels nice you should try!!

by Rockless Bolboa May 8, 2025

Goon

To masturbate

He’s been gooning all day!

by anonymous May 30, 2025

Goon

A verb- to chill. To relax. To hangout.

Man 1: “Yo come over to my house we’re gonna goon”

Man 2: “I would love to but I’m gooning with my dog right now”

by Jlipo June 1, 2025

Goon

Masturbation, to fucking masturbate. I don't care what introverted pie says.

Man I goonned so hard to lollies boobs last night

by Purple Demi venison June 3, 2025