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Gooping

Gooning on your period and getting blood on your fingers
"I was gooning last night"
"You mean gooping?"
by Aesoup February 19, 2025
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Gooping

Ejaculating and urinating at the same time whilst clenching
I like gooping routinely on Sunday afternoons
by DubberRucky February 22, 2025
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Gooping

When you nut and piss at the same time while clenching
Yeah I saw Connor gooping the other day in the bathroom
by anonymous February 22, 2025
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gooning lot

A Parking lot filled with a bunch of "gooners" and get a 32 inch TV with "porn" on it
hey bro lets go to the "gooning lot" they're hosting a "goon" event

girlll we need to go see these "gooners" in the "gooning" lot they're jerking up a storm over there
by bigdisme123766 March 4, 2025
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Gooning

Gooning is where a male masterbate's so hard that his penis feels so irritated by the ghost effect stroking his cock. When a man is in the "Gooning" state his body and face will take on weird expressions like him having his tongue and penis out at the same time. A man has to be insanely horny to enter the gooning state. Once achieved the man will be intensely satisfied with how his edging session turned to a gooning session.
Daddy stop stroking it!
Sorry bitch but its not stroking i'm gooning
by LexiGooner67 March 27, 2025
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Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.
Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025
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Gooning

Dude, I'm exhausted, I'm gooning over here.
by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025
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