dead goated

The terrible smell of your snowboard boots after a day of riding

awww nigga i was poachin dat shit all day but my boots is dead goated

by Crunktoberfest February 18, 2008

Man Goat

An animal that has a goat body and a mans head, completely real.

I guess in short, you could call it a furry.

Woah... Look at that Man Goat!

by NatsukiKonaKon January 16, 2010

just goating

A kid is a baby goat so this is the adult version of just kidding.

Danielle: Kevin is such an asshole.
(in walks Kevin)
Kevin: What?
Danielle: Just goating!

by DanielleRocks! June 15, 2011

Mountain Goating

Consistently mashing the jump button to get up to hard to reach locations. Relevant in the gaming industry mostly. Even more so in games like Skyrim, Halo Reach and games with high walls and cliffs that jumping can help scale. Stems from mountain goats, who are excellent climbers themselves.

"How did you get up there so high, you Mountain Goating motherf*cker!"

by JewngerBreadMan November 17, 2014

Alabama goat rope

When you wake up in a Mexican jail cell with your asshole on fire and a failed clown, a masked luchadore, and your 7th grade gym teacher from twenty years ago smile creepily at you.

Marco wakes up confused by his surroundings. MARCO: " Oh my god, I'm in jail and my asshole is on fire." The Failed clown toots his clown horn twice. FAILED CLOWN: "Congratulations... you've just experienced an Alabama goat rope. And you're in Mexico." MARCO: "Is that Mr. Hines, my 7th grade gym teacher? FAILED CLOWN: " Yes, he's the reason for your burning asshole." A masked luchadore squeezes the clown horn. Everyone laughs...except Marco.

by Terio Marin June 19, 2016

Gamble Goat

To be a Gamble Goat is to be a genius at gambling. This honour can only be bestowed upon the wisest of gamblers. The first gambler to receive this rank is known by many as Spence 'The Gamble Goat'. However there have been few since to receive the rank of Gamble Goat.

Gamble Goat status can be achieved by gambling big wins on the slaps and a habit of suiting these. It can also be achieved by non-stop winning when placing $10 on single numbers in roulette and shouting "GAMBLE GOAT" and placing two horns on your head using closed fists. When doing this you are guaranteed a win, if you don't win then your machine or the dealer is corrupt.
To be officially entered into the 'GOAT of Fame', an original Gamble Goat member must be ready to simultaneously shout "Gamble Goat!" and then proceed to lock fist horns. You'll notice a number of changes when becoming a Gamble Goat. These include; your penis growing 10 inches.

"GAMBLE GOAT" (Then proceeding to win gambling)
"Dude you're addicted to gambling." - Peasant "Fuck off bro, I'm a Gamble Goat! I can never lose" - Official Gamble Goat

by THE GAMBLE GOAT October 7, 2019

Baby Goat

Christopher Michael Jenkins

A smaller form of a “G.O.A.T” ( greatest of all time)

Christopher is a baby goat

by Apriilmaayy July 14, 2021