Gordons-border

A unit of measurement defining the distance between the legs of a person suffering from Newtons-Berkineau disorder, an affectation of the ambulant limbs. Derived from the middle-english 'Gordynnes-border' the distance maintained between a healthy human being and a leprous dog-fiend under manorial-law.

"Shirley must be a good Gordons-border from Darren and she's still flashing her bacon rolls, the filthy trollop"

by Lord Beagle Fotherington-Smythe February 17, 2008

gordong

A slang term used for the suburb of Gordon, in the North Shore of Sydney. It is similar to the terms 'Chatswong' and 'Lindfong', and is inspired by the large asian population.

let's head down to Gordong, brah!

by Munta April 27, 2008

Gordonsexual

When the only thing that you will engage in sexual activities with is Gordon Ramsay.

Person 1: I'm heterosexual.

Person 2: I'm homosexual.

Person 3: I'm bisexual.

Person 4: I'm gordonsexual.

by Richard Cheney III July 13, 2017

Gordon Ramsay

The exact reason to not be a chef

I feel like not being a chef because of Gordon Ramsay.

by And good morning June 19, 2020

Gordon Ramsey

A mean old chef. He curses a lot. His most famous quote is, "WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE!"

Gordon Ramsey is hot

by ededdd July 21, 2020

Flash Gordon

A dude that has to flash his jewelry, cash, cars, or expensive possessions to get girls.

Man#1: Look at homie over there tryin' to Mack on Becky.

Man#2: Oh that ain't nobody but Flash Gordon!!! She wouldn't even stop to talk to him if that fool wasn't drvin' a brand new Cl 500. Dude has no game.

by boo&brasen October 29, 2014

The Gordon Ramsey Effect

When you think when you did or are doing something you are doing a great job. But in actuality you are terrible at it.

The Gordon Ramsey Effect is when you think your great at something but your bad at it. Here is a a sentence describing it: “I thought when I sang I was great at it. But my instructor said I was trash...”

by Dr. Abiss February 3, 2019