genie in a bottle

A foreplay method in which a womans partner rubs her magic bean 3 times and a little genie pops out to grant her every wish.

Hey girlfriend how was last night?

Oh my, you wouldn't believe it, he gave me a genie in a bottle.

Daaam, u lucky girl.

by sheslikeabeanbag February 21, 2010

Male Genitalia

A very gay thing invented by socialist nazis to find out if someone is going to wash or shit, piss, jerk off, fuck, have sex and sword fight

Tom: Oh hey Tim
Tim: Oh hey Tom
Tom: Do you have a Male Genitalia
Tim: No
Tom: K

by lmaoihaveclamydia February 3, 2021

Genitraceon

The act of tracing the outline of your own genitalia onto a surface.

Dave: "aw sweet. check out the genitraceon on that park bench"

Harold: "Yeah, that guy has a really small dick!".

by Nokia Stretch May 21, 2009

Genital soup

A man with very large genitals lying in a bathtub with too many male friends in the tub with him

Jaymzer had so many shots beside him but the other guys in the tub with him made some serious genital soup

by Tonytinironi May 6, 2011

Genital Genocide

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing certain vulgar, sadistic sexual acts to human or animals genitals. This includes tieing elastic bands round a mans testicles while he is restrained, allowing the blood flow to be cut of so as the testicles drop off, into a saucepan and are subsequently cooked on a stove or fire. It also forbids anyone from taking part in the homosexual vulgar act of cock schlocking, were the man is tied down whilst three other men insert matches covered in paraffin or other flamable liquid, down the mans japs eye, then setting the matches alight and performing fallatio and masturbatory exercises on him. Genital Genocide is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.4 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.

In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Genital Genocide, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"

by wuddawhist July 31, 2012

Genital Line

When you sleep naked it forms a genital line across the width of the bed which ur gentials line up with.

Yo don't sit there that's my genital line

by Cm4242 May 29, 2018

Genital Gambits

A sexually transmitted infection, first found in bikers. It gets its name from a bike club in England they had to perform oral sex on a prostitute to get into the club. Many would catch diseases.

Symptoms are:
Foul smelling odour from genitals
Discharge from the genitals
Spots around the face and genitals
Discharge from the anus

Raymond caught genital gambits from his boyfriend.

The panda in the zoo smells like genital gambits.

by Sally Wagski November 21, 2020