Glazer

A sports car with racing stripes on the hood used exclusively in many gay porn DVDs. The gayest of all cars.

"What kind of car did you buy?"
"I got a '72 'Vette with racing stripes on the hood."
"You bought a glazer? HAHA. Serves you right."

by Gin Blozzom March 15, 2009

freezer geezer

An old man stuck inside of a freezer, hoping to live to see into the freezer.

"Do not not touch the freezer geezer. Do you want fifteen cents?"

by maxman280 & Joe Kick-ass May 14, 2004

Geezer Pleezer

a ual stimulant for old people, i.e. viagra, cialis, etc.

the old fart took his geezer pleezer and rode his wife all night long.

by Militant Liberal May 13, 2005

gazer

usually a playa lookin up and down a slut/whore/hoochie mamma with another girl on his arm.

ohhh dangg... did you just see that gazer checking out that skank?!

by ~babbiiigurll~ June 5, 2009

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Kinda like the I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️ thing but with a different thing

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by _.vibe._ June 23, 2021

geezer grill

see cocaine 'stache, when one has a severly bad case of smeared coke all over a person's mouth and nose

dude1: I noticed your cousin was a user
dude2: how'd ya guess
dude1: he had one nasty geezer grill

by Kaemmer October 23, 2006

Chin Glazer

One who shoots a load on anothers chin.

The young whore received a serious chin glazing.

by P Ditty November 2, 2003