Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast

1) The chant of the infamous "Sled Gang", this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.

2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease

1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"

2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."

by Tangi Boi December 5, 2017

Grass walk

The green grass on either side of the sidewalk

Dude why are we walking on the grass walk while the side walk is empty

by Beenieman April 22, 2019

High-Gloss Headache

The headache that results when you use spray paint in an improperly ventilated area.

Guy: "I jus finished spray painting the wheels on my Galant. My head's throbbing though."

Other Guy: "Looks like you got the high-gloss headache dude."

Guy: "I know, totally worth it though."

by B:A:B March 14, 2011

meme grass

Ganja, marijuana, cannabis, maraweenies, weed etc.

"Yo wanna get some meme grass Conor?"
"I'm down."

by Memelord Cooper July 6, 2016

Grass

British saying which means to inform the authorities about someone's misdeeds

Jonathan: Why were the police their Efe? Did u fucking grass on us? If I find out you did I will beat the shit out of you! No one likes a grass

by moonfizzle February 5, 2012

jon gosselin

American douchebag who thinks he's famous but he's really not.

"Dont be such a jon gosselin"

by Adryanna September 10, 2009

Goofy grass

Grass that is goofy, the weed. This street-name for the commonly consumed marijuana is only used by the coolest of the cool.

Me and that kind of ugly girl, Suki, are going to get some goofy grass and then hotbox the McDonald's disabled toilet.

by kingobling November 27, 2017