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If while holding an iPhone 4, you cover up the black strip on the edge causing your signal strength to suddenly plummet.
Steve: Whoa did we just enter a tunnel or something? I have no signal
Jobs: Dude stop giving your phone the death grip.
Steve: Fucking iPhones
Jobs: Dude stop giving your phone the death grip.
Steve: Fucking iPhones
by JJHOUSEE July 7, 2010
Get the Death Grip mug.A way of masturbation that is used by men. They lay down, put there hand in a backwards grip/postion holding tightly on their dick. Then they rub foward and back and will soon cum on their hand.
by B-Pad June 11, 2008
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A woman's naturally uplifted breast. Appear to be nice, round, and firm. They do not hang and have a perfect bounce.
Nothing less than a 'B' cup and no more than a 'D' cup.
A woman's naturally uplifted breast. Appear to be nice, round, and firm. They do not hang and have a perfect bounce.
Nothing less than a 'B' cup and no more than a 'D' cup.
Guy 1: Did you see Doris' tits?
Guy 2: Are you kidding me? They're perfect!
Guy 3: Safe to say, those are some "Gripnacks!"
Guy 2: Are you kidding me? They're perfect!
Guy 3: Safe to say, those are some "Gripnacks!"
by Christian E. August 16, 2008
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An elderly female person who lost the ability to smile and really brings down the people around her. Like a sourpussy, only older.
Descends of the acient german word "Griesgram" which is the exact translation of gries-granny but can be used for both males and females.
An elderly female person who lost the ability to smile and really brings down the people around her. Like a sourpussy, only older.
Descends of the acient german word "Griesgram" which is the exact translation of gries-granny but can be used for both males and females.
Darling, please don't invite your mother over for christmas, she's such a gries-granny! I really hate being around her, makes me wanna kill myself!
by Krassner December 15, 2009
Get the Gries-Granny mug.A male masturbatory technique where the man interlocks his fingers, pinky to pointer, so the knuckles are touching. He then places his penis in between the "spider legs" and uses the grip to pleasure himself. This grip often involves the use of the thumbs on the head of the penis. The use of thumbs is often referred to as "Chelin" in reference to the name of a spiders mouth parts.
I'm not a big fan of the stranger, I think the spider grip feels way better.
My gf spider gripped me last night and it was amazing. She even chelied it!
My gf spider gripped me last night and it was amazing. She even chelied it!
by Mewt April 8, 2010
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